April Fools 2026: GachaDex Card Submissions

[Angry_Panda]

Just reply to this thread with your submissions. You can pitch as many cards as you want, but please try to consolidate them into a single post if possible so this thread doesn't become a complete nightmare to read through.

Hey, @SortingFarmer - just to help our buddy @Bartolumiu out, you might want to take one of your existing posts and just edit additional submissions into that at this point to comply with his ask in the OP.

(I like these, though!)

 

[SortingFarmer]

Hey, @SortingFarmer - just to help our buddy @Bartolumiu out, you might want to take one of your existing posts and just edit additional submissions into that at this point to comply with his ask in the OP.

(I like these, though!)

Ah MB will do that!

Edit: Thanks to the anonymous (probably) admin who merged my posts

 

[CharaDotArchivist]

(batch one of two, maybe, idk)

Card Title: Always read the source material...
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/0e8fac17-979e-4e37-8f45-2c334b25d6dd/sasayaku-you-ni-koi-wo-utau
Rarity: 2
Description: ...lest you develop an irrational hatred.

Card Title: With enough effort, you could become any of these girls!
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/e160a8e3...shi-ga-koibito-ni-nareru-wakenai-jan-murimuri
Rarity: 3
Description: ...what? You DON'T want to be part of a yuri harem?

Card Title: HOW IS THIS STILL ONGOING?!?
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/bd6d0982...c0917/mushoku-tensei-isekai-ittara-honki-dasu
Rarity: 1
Description: [blatant but justified slander goes here]

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Card Title: Dostoyevsky's famous work
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/8b6dec10-86c6-4f62-9129-f0abbbc39dce/
Rarity: 6
Description: There is probably nothing unusual about it

Card Title: Has a ghost pooped on your floor?
Type: Chapter
Link: https://mangadex.org/chapter/ff2db4a9-5467-4af9-b14d-e7b278665efd
Rarity: 2
Description: Try out the new ghost poop detecting Roombas!

Card Title: Screw those elfs in particular
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/e8d4a5e5-29fb-42b1-90e0-a9a3a91ecfa9
Rarity: 3
Description: Military Propaganda has never looked so great!

Card Title: Hey, Kid. Wanna try... FOREX?
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/8a769c56-f105-47da-9e70-9f7bafe1fd3b/
Rarity: 3
Description: It's fun for the entire family!

Card Title: Do Otherworlders have Dental Insurance?
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/c6a51a13-74fd-46bd-989e-5cdaa26542f6/
Rarity: 5
Description: Probably not, join the Hero's Union today, they also have 4chan

Card Title: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Sushi
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/c4c04636-3774-4f39-8424-e1aef59ac6ff/
Rarity: 3
Description: Cute girls eating cute things

 

[Momoehab]

Card Title: Dostoyevsky's famous work
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/8b6dec10-86c6-4f62-9129-f0abbbc39dce/
Rarity: 6
Description: There is probably nothing unusual about it

Card Title: Has a ghost pooped on your floor?
Type: Chapter
Link: https://mangadex.org/chapter/ff2db4a9-5467-4af9-b14d-e7b278665efd
Rarity: 2
Description: Try out the new ghost poop detecting Roombas!

Card Title: Screw those elfs in particular
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/e8d4a5e5-29fb-42b1-90e0-a9a3a91ecfa9
Rarity: 3
Description: Military Propaganda has never looked so great!

Card Title: Hey, Kid. Wanna try... FOREX?
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/8a769c56-f105-47da-9e70-9f7bafe1fd3b/
Rarity: 3
Description: It's fun for the entire family!

Card Title: Do Otherworlders have Dental Insurance?
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/c6a51a13-74fd-46bd-989e-5cdaa26542f6/
Rarity: 5
Description: Probably not, join the Hero's Union today, they also have 4chan

Card Title: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Sushi
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/c4c04636-3774-4f39-8424-e1aef59ac6ff/
Rarity: 3
Description: Cute girls eating cute things

for orcsen i think the 5th cover is better

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

for orcsen i think the 5th cover is better

I don't think rarity and Cover Number are connected

 

[Momoehab]

I don't think rarity and Cover Number are connected

Uuh yea ik, I meant if it's allowed you can link to that cover instead 👉👈

 

[Momoehab]

@Bartolumiu
what would happen if a card were repeated?

 

[boson__]

Card Title: 100 Days Between Chapters
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/6bf00195-b0ae-4adb-9f8a-5317e72484f2/hyakuemu
Rarity: 1
Description: Most of your problems can be solved if you're lazier than anyone else in the scanlation community.

Card Title: You'll Never Be Him
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/7164f006-1e16-400e-8426-9dd6aeb3bc17/robou-no-fujii
Rarity: 4
Description: You admire him. You envy him. But you will never be like him.

 

[girlrotting]

can someone come up with one that links to my profile to drive up my reaction traffix thx 🩷

 

[ButtKingFunTimes]

First pass at this.

Card Title: Court-mandated duels
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/c527f82a-7fef-45fa-931e-e93edc120612
Rarity: 5
Description: Soon to cover slander, libel and emotional distress.

Card Title: Who did what?
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/7f4fc50a-0043-401c-9438-1b7cfd477168
Rarity: 4
Description: Maybe the real mistake was the friends we made along the way.

Card Title: Welcome to Fantasy Isl—
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/f75812e9-27bb-44d5-9cb1-25de07ceb326
Rarity: 3
Description: My dear guests, I am Mr. Umeda, your host. Welcome to the Voynich Hotel.

 

[Momoehab]

Card Title: He + Her = Art
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/0d4b349e-b7a2-4d63-9ce0-f864e790c4a2
Rarity: 6
Description: 2 years were too much tho

Card Title: Would
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/643db906-6f33-4e64-8e51-9d6818df69c7
Rarity: 4
Description: who wouldn't?

 

[Lunkli]

Card Title: Just According to Aidoru
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/2b22a9ca-7620-4826-aff4-c8c91129dc61/idolatry
Rarity: 4
Description: (T/N: Aidoru means Idol.)

Card Title: NTR: "Not Today, Rabies!"
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/0eaadf3a...s-tensei-bishoujo-netora-reiko-wa-netoraretai
Rarity: 2
Description: Like, seriously, though, her name is literally "Netora Reiko" what more do you want??

Card Title: Top 100 Best Anime Plot Twists! No. 5 Will Shock you!
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/fa442671-f5ef-4397-93c4-0560b9a3a278/make-heroine-o-katasetai
Rarity: 3
Description: No. 5: Kimura is—Buy a premium subscription for only $9.99 a month to access more than 100 articles just like this!

Card Title: where bl tag???
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/1db93d0d-0af0-423e-89fd-ffa5c33ca534/maid-wa-koisuru-hachiya-kun
Rarity: 3
Description: No, like, seriously, though. Ikegai-Hachiya's the endgame, right? Right??

Card Title: Yaoi for Men
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/baac09cd-6eb9-43ec-a780-980c8da4f066/misaki-kun-wa-kouryaku-chara-janai
Rarity: 5
Description: Actually a really well thought out commentary on and metaphor for what it's like to be gay in a society where being straight is the norm. Yeah, I know there's a flustered femboy in a skirt on the cover, but you've gotta trust me on this, okay??

Card Title: From the author of GANTZ: Old Men
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/647c6480-a877-4899-9382-5757fcfba1d3/kanreki-hime
Rarity: 4
Description: I think the middle school edgelords're gonna love this one.

Card Title: Haruhi Ripoff #108
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/c595a11d-8610-48c8-bd72-1755a5b6372b/kimi-wa-shuumatsu
Rarity: 3
Description: Blackmail your crush into going out with you by threatening to kill literally everyone... and 99 other HOT TIPS for GROWING GIRLS from Love Master Nakatani Nio.

Card Title: Mia Frato Estas F-in'!
Type:
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/ed996855-70de-449f-bba2-e8e24224c14d/onii-chan-wa-oshimai
Rarity: 2
Description: Like, seriously, this title translates so well into Esperanto! ...What do you mean you don't care about Esperanto? What about world peace...?

Card Title: Manga fandom "has no word for lying" says linguist Daniel Everett
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/a77742b1-befd-49a4-bff5-1ad4e6b0ef7b/chainsaw-man
Rarity: 1
Description: In other news, Tatsuki Fujimoto says he "forgot what [Denji]'s name was for a second there, lol."

Card Title: 🐟
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/28b5d037-175d-4119-96f8-e860e408ebe9/shimeji-simulation
Rarity: 6
Description: 🐟

 

[Manko-sensei]

Card Title: Try a Waifu for a Week!
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/b80ea8bd-7293-4e61-965a-14594059dde1/7-kakan-gentei-kanojo
Rarity: 1
Description: Tired of renting trashy girlfriends like Reiji? Affordable, but limited edition candidates!

Card Title: My Kingdom for a Pantsu!
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/872f1c0f...ntsu-misete-moraitai-yo-wa-pantsu-ga-mitai-zo
Rarity: 3
Description: Can a stranded young man move forward in his life without a purpose?

Card Title: This Little Demon Wants to Kill me!
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/32f49758...san-wa-joshi-shougakusei-ni-kyoumi-ga-arimasu
Rarity: 2
Description: Being a teacher nowadays is a life-threatening career, can the vocation overcome your fears?

Card Title: Next Episode (Dr. Dre)
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/8dccc228-e312-43db-ac2e-1b79b3f2b18c/one-page-manga
Rarity: 6
Description: Award-winning manga about the hardships of being an attractive, confident male in modern society.

Card Title: My Girlfriend is an Angel!
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/4e94d94d...ishii-ore-no-tame-ni-hatsu-josou-shite-kureta
Rarity: 4
Description: I feared being alone in the past, but now I know we'll always be together.

Card Title: How I Got an Intership for Uni.
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/4a4c5edb-3fe2-42c4-920e-9119a72067cf/yuricam-yurika-no-campus-life
Rarity: 5
Description: Money is usually an issue at home and burocracy never helps, but have you tried a hands-on job?

Card Title: I swear I Did NOT Marry for Money!
Type: Manga
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/b7ebc129-8729-4121-9f11-c3260d3d97ed/sun-ouji-wa-tsuma-ni-naritai
Rarity: 3
Description: "I only wanted to protect that smile!" I said, but I didn't expect these would be the consequences...

 

[RogueKitsune]

Some picks (more later... maybe)

Spoiler: Submissions

Card Title: Good ending optional
Type: MANGA
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/3241b275-a037-4f69-ba7b-078483799bf4
Rarity: 2
Description: Not everyone likes happy endings

Card Title: A study on workplace relationships
Type: MANGA
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/f8b82553-a671-419a-93f1-5ea1b7e5a412
Rarity: 1
Description: Sometimes the maids are on top

Card Title: She likes the bad ones
Type: MANGA
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/53fc44bd-b97c-4878-8c65-c1192f1fcb80
Rarity: 2
Description: When the heroine bats for the other team

Card Title: Always stan for your favs
Type: MANGA
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/8a889112-f43a-4960-8fb8-68bec0bd85cf
Rarity: 1
Description: Even if your wife doesn't like your waifu

Card Title: Its like Dom said...
Type: MANGA
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/090ac699-4806-4bd4-9889-a700e93d3297
Rarity: 3
Description: Family

Card Title: She sells sea shells by the sea shore
Type: MANGA
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/22e944a0-f761-4d7a-b6a7-f83a289047ca
Rarity: 2
Description: Actually I lied. She runs a seaside housing complex

Card Title: Takuya's mom has got it going on
Type: MANGA
Link: https://mangadex.org/title/24c2e0fc-e381-4e84-b011-1a11887ee6f0
Rarity: 3
Description: Takuya, can't you see? You're just not the one for me

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Card Title: (Make it funny. e.g., "It will load one day")
Type: (Must be "MANGA", "CHAPTER", or "OTHER")
Link: (The MangaDex URL to the manga/chapter, or a full URL if you chose 'OTHER')
Rarity: (Pick a number, from 1 to 6. See the tier list below)
Description: (The flavour text or joke for the card. e.g., "Cool ass credit page though")