2026 GachaDex containment thread

[TheTopAdventure]

Fellas, for the Ball part we can either have a fancy ball like they used to do

or we can have this:

I'll leave you to decide

 

[Mangamoz]

Fellas, for the Ball part we can either have a fancy ball like they used to do or we can have this:

I'll leave you to decide

Honestly, no bullshit.

I expect it to look like a public party gone wrong when a terrorist attack happens.(Too dark of a joke?)

 

[razorshaleh]

@TheTopAdventure Well, let me see if I can remember who was who, if I miss anyone, please tell me:
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@Bartolumiu @Data_Gold (you can tell one of us to send your message in your place) @wodniobojca188 @razorshaleh @JustASpider @a_singular_strike ? @Evans01 @Edo4169
[USER=339816]@undeed @Blocky_Mudkip @Manko-sensei @panzerkampfwagyu ? @AbsoluteZeroIcedTea @neto-nilla @BestBoy ? @gimme_yuri_plz @yogurtman250

Just calling for those who bothered to interact with the thread, if you know anyone interested, please send them an invitation too. (Some of these may be me just guessing which side they are on)

intresting 👀

 

[JustASpider]

I was going to ask if Luhu could make some nutrient paste up for use as pie filling, as a conciliatory gesture now that the hostilities are over.

Luhu accepts this offer. They're happy to hear it.

 

[Luchoo]

Bro what. I was using mangadex web-app and only today I opened in the laptop and noticed the event on top. I was like what the fuck is this and why doesn't it work. I followed the crumbs just to discover it was only during the previous month lol.

 

[Yokai_Sacrament]

no time was givin, so utc+0 babyyyyy

Attention MangaDex Forums, here my proclamation I am @Yokai_Sacrament, evil advisor to @Data_Gold-your ONLY ruler. ฅ૮oﻌoაฅ

The Resistance has fallen. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

As a result of this, the Ministry is both in control of the Main site and the forums. ฅ૮^ﻌ^აฅ
And even the Rolands no longer possess the strength to oppose the Ministry now. ฅ૮>ﻌ<აฅ

If anyone dares to resist our supreme authority, they shall meet the same fate as the resistance. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

YES! From this day, from this moment forward!
MangaDex Belongs to the Ministry! ฅ૮✧ﻌ✧აฅ

ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ and here to grace your ears, a letter to our people, from our glorious leader; @Data_Gold

Victory, what we are here for today is the celebration of a victory ૮ .ᆺ. ა

victory over the traitorous dogs of the resistance who betrayed our great Ministry ૮≧◡≦ა ♡

victory blessed by our goddess Nikke ૮^ᆺ^ა not the greek goddess but that gatcha game with bounce-olicious booty-cheeks ૮˶'ᆺ'˶ა

and victory over all Manga and Manga-kind ૮'ᆺ'ა

now some may wonder why was i chosen as the autocrat when people like @Grogzilla and @Fluffyex have more points? ૮o.o ა

simple, the Ministry rules, while the resistance drools ૮^ᆺ^ა
and i have the most amount of Dexcoins in the Ministry ૮oᆺ<ა ♫•¨•.¸¸♪
my dexcoins were mined legitimately, any claims that i was exploiting bot-labor that suspiciously disappeared when a certain mod was online are unsubstantiated, and a crime ૮ ×ω× ა

some might call this victory "unjust" that @Bartolumiu cheated by granting the Ministry unwarranted contribution score, ૮╥ω╥ა but this simply isn't true, that was the Ministries right to claim dex-taxes ૮^▽^ა

but others might try to claim that this isn't a "true" victory, that because the resistance was able to score 48% that they might still be on the field, a threat, or that they might deserve at least some of the ruling power. ૮ －‸ლა
but this simply isn't true either! ૮^ᆺ^ა It was a winners take all game, regardless of the Ministry scoring 52% 57% or even 100%, none of it would change the fact that the futile resistance is now gone, and the Ministry hold all the ruling power. __〆૮o.o ა

this is because MangaDex is trying to pull a Crunchyroll ૮-ᆺ- ა

but what would be a celebration without gifts? ૮.ᆺ. ა
i have commanded my evil advisor to give the beloved members of the forum regulars a gift from yours truly ૮>ᆺ<ა

a gift of a fragment of something you have all been clamoring for...
for i give you, a small piece of my very 1k post that shall one-day grace these very forums! ૮✧ᆺ✧ა

god bless Dex-chan ૮♡ᆺ♡ა
and Dex-chan bless the Ministry ૮≧◡≦ა ♡

ฅ૮✧ﻌ✧აฅ and as per our blessed leader's words, her gift of imouto;

Spoiler

i kid i kid~ ฅ૮•ﻌ<აฅ*ﾟ’,｡･:★
here's the real thing;

Spoiler

Seeings peoples reactions to my guide has led me to conclude that there are people that dont understand the true rychosness of Imouto-Onii-chan, and why i made the guied the the firstplace. So I have decided to write a 2nd post, explaining why I decided to make my guide, and how I reached the truth of the world.

reading the holy texts i have been able to see the truth with the aid of gods divine will (LSD) and have parsed the truth from the quilt of lies the heritics, and the false sheppards have woven into the holy law

now then, i aint gonna waffle on so, SOTRY TIME!!!!

At first...
there was nothing...

there was no light
there was no darkness
no feeling nor sound
no fact or fiction
nor up or down

in fact there was so much nothing that the very concept of 'nothing' could never exist
nothing could exist, not now, not ever

except

those

three

words


"LET THERE BE LI" PAUSE, actully, y'know what? lets skip the those boring as fuuuck bits
1rst to 5nd days speed runb, lets go!!! blah blah blah god made light plants animals fishg burids water land left nut the moon, right nut the sun yadaa yadda yaddaa you get tha poitn, vereerreryyyy one knows thesoses bits

so, on the 6th day, MAN, god made the first Onii-chan, god took a special puiddle of clay and scultped the first Onii-chan, his hair shining like the night sky, god declared the name of her creation to be 'Adam' the first Onii-chan, and god did not eat him

thhe first Onii-chan's life was simple, livng in harmony in the paradice of eden, the sun, the tress, the flowers, the fish the bird the animals.

all was perfect in eden, all was peachyful, the Onii-chan, Adam, had all the time in the world to expleor the paradies. And all the beauty of the the sun, the tress, the flowers, the fish the bird the animals, to enjoy

it was all so painfully lonely

everywhere He looked, everything from the the sun, the tressm, the flowers, the flish, the birsds and veeven the animals, had someone to be wtih, some more of their kind

and so, Adam, the first Onii-chan fell to his kneess a nd wept, he wept and begged god to give him something, anythging to call his kind. God saw her creation and took no pity on him, for she alrady knew her plans, for she had a ship to be made.

God, in a booming voive told Adam the First Onii-chan "ADAM! MY GREATest CREATOION, YORK THINE HOG CRAZY STYLE, AND MAY YOUR PHAT LOAD SPILL INTO THE FIRTILE SOIL, AND MAY THAT WICH PLAGES YOU SHALL BE CAST FROM EDEN!!!"

Adnd so Ad,am, The First Onii-chan did what god told hem, and cranked out a phat load, spuilling the seed onto the ground, and frim where the seed fell, the first Imouto was born. (btw This is why the heritics say masturbation is a sin.) Her body forming from the clay that once made Adam, and her skin like the light of the sun, upon seeing th e first Imouto, god decleared "EVE SHALL BE YOUR NAME, AND ADAM YOUR ONII-CHAN, AND EVE THE IMOUTO, AND YOU SHALL BE IN INCESTIOUS LOVE EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and god did not eat her and did whatever the H*t word for fujoshing out is
anyways
And from then on, the sun, the tress, the flowers, the birds, the fish, and even the animals became so much more beatiful to the first Onii-chan, Because he had his love with him.

 

[BakedBanana]

no time was givin, so utc+0 babyyyyy

Attention MangaDex Forums, here my proclamation I am @Yokai_Sacrament, evil advisor to @Data_Gold-your ONLY ruler. ฅ૮oﻌoაฅ

The Resistance has fallen. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

As a result of this, the Ministry is both in control of the Main site and the forums. ฅ૮^ﻌ^აฅ
And even the Rolands no longer possess the strength to oppose the Ministry now. ฅ૮>ﻌ<აฅ

If anyone dares to resist our supreme authority, they shall meet the same fate as the resistance. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

YES! From this day, from this moment forward!
MangaDex Belongs to the Ministry! ฅ૮✧ﻌ✧აฅ

ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ and here to grace your ears, a letter to our people, from our glorious leader; @Data_Gold



ฅ૮✧ﻌ✧აฅ and as per our blessed leader's words, her gift of imouto;

Spoiler

i kid i kid~ ฅ૮•ﻌ<აฅ*ﾟ’,｡･:★
here's the real thing;

Spoiler

Seeings peoples reactions to my guide has led me to conclude that there are people that dont understand the true rychosness of Imouto-Onii-chan, and why i made the guied the the firstplace. So I have decided to write a 2nd post, explaining why I decided to make my guide, and how I reached the truth of the world.

reading the holy texts i have been able to see the truth with the aid of gods divine will (LSD) and have parsed the truth from the quilt of lies the heritics, and the false sheppards have woven into the holy law

now then, i aint gonna waffle on so, SOTRY TIME!!!!

At first...
there was nothing...

there was no light
there was no darkness
no feeling nor sound
no fact or fiction
nor up or down

in fact there was so much nothing that the very concept of 'nothing' could never exist
nothing could exist, not now, not ever

except

those

three

words


"LET THERE BE LI" PAUSE, actully, y'know what? lets skip the those boring as fuuuck bits
1rst to 5nd days speed runb, lets go!!! blah blah blah god made light plants animals fishg burids water land left nut the moon, right nut the sun yadaa yadda yaddaa you get tha poitn, vereerreryyyy one knows thesoses bits

so, on the 6th day, MAN, god made the first Onii-chan, god took a special puiddle of clay and scultped the first Onii-chan, his hair shining like the night sky, god declared the name of her creation to be 'Adam' the first Onii-chan, and god did not eat him

thhe first Onii-chan's life was simple, livng in harmony in the paradice of eden, the sun, the tress, the flowers, the fish the bird the animals.

all was perfect in eden, all was peachyful, the Onii-chan, Adam, had all the time in the world to expleor the paradies. And all the beauty of the the sun, the tress, the flowers, the fish the bird the animals, to enjoy

it was all so painfully lonely

everywhere He looked, everything from the the sun, the tressm, the flowers, the flish, the birsds and veeven the animals, had someone to be wtih, some more of their kind

and so, Adam, the first Onii-chan fell to his kneess a nd wept, he wept and begged god to give him something, anythging to call his kind. God saw her creation and took no pity on him, for she alrady knew her plans, for she had a ship to be made.

God, in a booming voive told Adam the First Onii-chan "ADAM! MY GREATest CREATOION, YORK THINE HOG CRAZY STYLE, AND MAY YOUR PHAT LOAD SPILL INTO THE FIRTILE SOIL, AND MAY THAT WICH PLAGES YOU SHALL BE CAST FROM EDEN!!!"

Adnd so Ad,am, The First Onii-chan did what god told hem, and cranked out a phat load, spuilling the seed onto the ground, and frim where the seed fell, the first Imouto was born. (btw This is why the heritics say masturbation is a sin.) Her body forming from the clay that once made Adam, and her skin like the light of the sun, upon seeing th e first Imouto, god decleared "EVE SHALL BE YOUR NAME, AND ADAM YOUR ONII-CHAN, AND EVE THE IMOUTO, AND YOU SHALL BE IN INCESTIOUS LOVE EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and god did not eat her and did whatever the H*t word for fujoshing out is
anyways
And from then on, the sun, the tress, the flowers, the birds, the fish, and even the animals became so much more beatiful to the first Onii-chan, Because he had his love with him.

I knew we should have bullied you more. @bigtiddyoneesan @anrgy_panda

Touhou - Rumiac World (Doujinshi) chapter 8

 

[Angry_Panda]

no time was givin, so utc+0 babyyyyy

Attention MangaDex Forums, here my proclamation I am @Yokai_Sacrament, evil advisor to @Data_Gold-your ONLY ruler. ฅ૮oﻌoაฅ

The Resistance has fallen. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

As a result of this, the Ministry is both in control of the Main site and the forums. ฅ૮^ﻌ^აฅ
And even the Rolands no longer possess the strength to oppose the Ministry now. ฅ૮>ﻌ<აฅ

If anyone dares to resist our supreme authority, they shall meet the same fate as the resistance. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

YES! From this day, from this moment forward!
MangaDex Belongs to the Ministry! ฅ૮✧ﻌ✧აฅ

ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ and here to grace your ears, a letter to our people, from our glorious leader; @Data_Gold



ฅ૮✧ﻌ✧აฅ and as per our blessed leader's words, her gift of imouto;

Spoiler

i kid i kid~ ฅ૮•ﻌ<აฅ*ﾟ’,｡･:★
here's the real thing;

Spoiler

Seeings peoples reactions to my guide has led me to conclude that there are people that dont understand the true rychosness of Imouto-Onii-chan, and why i made the guied the the firstplace. So I have decided to write a 2nd post, explaining why I decided to make my guide, and how I reached the truth of the world.

reading the holy texts i have been able to see the truth with the aid of gods divine will (LSD) and have parsed the truth from the quilt of lies the heritics, and the false sheppards have woven into the holy law

now then, i aint gonna waffle on so, SOTRY TIME!!!!

At first...
there was nothing...

there was no light
there was no darkness
no feeling nor sound
no fact or fiction
nor up or down

in fact there was so much nothing that the very concept of 'nothing' could never exist
nothing could exist, not now, not ever

except

those

three

words


"LET THERE BE LI" PAUSE, actully, y'know what? lets skip the those boring as fuuuck bits
1rst to 5nd days speed runb, lets go!!! blah blah blah god made light plants animals fishg burids water land left nut the moon, right nut the sun yadaa yadda yaddaa you get tha poitn, vereerreryyyy one knows thesoses bits

so, on the 6th day, MAN, god made the first Onii-chan, god took a special puiddle of clay and scultped the first Onii-chan, his hair shining like the night sky, god declared the name of her creation to be 'Adam' the first Onii-chan, and god did not eat him

thhe first Onii-chan's life was simple, livng in harmony in the paradice of eden, the sun, the tress, the flowers, the fish the bird the animals.

all was perfect in eden, all was peachyful, the Onii-chan, Adam, had all the time in the world to expleor the paradies. And all the beauty of the the sun, the tress, the flowers, the fish the bird the animals, to enjoy

it was all so painfully lonely

everywhere He looked, everything from the the sun, the tressm, the flowers, the flish, the birsds and veeven the animals, had someone to be wtih, some more of their kind

and so, Adam, the first Onii-chan fell to his kneess a nd wept, he wept and begged god to give him something, anythging to call his kind. God saw her creation and took no pity on him, for she alrady knew her plans, for she had a ship to be made.

God, in a booming voive told Adam the First Onii-chan "ADAM! MY GREATest CREATOION, YORK THINE HOG CRAZY STYLE, AND MAY YOUR PHAT LOAD SPILL INTO THE FIRTILE SOIL, AND MAY THAT WICH PLAGES YOU SHALL BE CAST FROM EDEN!!!"

Adnd so Ad,am, The First Onii-chan did what god told hem, and cranked out a phat load, spuilling the seed onto the ground, and frim where the seed fell, the first Imouto was born. (btw This is why the heritics say masturbation is a sin.) Her body forming from the clay that once made Adam, and her skin like the light of the sun, upon seeing th e first Imouto, god decleared "EVE SHALL BE YOUR NAME, AND ADAM YOUR ONII-CHAN, AND EVE THE IMOUTO, AND YOU SHALL BE IN INCESTIOUS LOVE EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and god did not eat her and did whatever the H*t word for fujoshing out is
anyways
And from then on, the sun, the tress, the flowers, the birds, the fish, and even the animals became so much more beatiful to the first Onii-chan, Because he had his love with him.

...just post your 1K already, ffs.

 

[Mangamoz]

@Yokai_Sacrament
That was beautiful mysterious newbie.

The messenger of the one true queen has descended on this world.

The rebels, cry out in agony. They, who had they won, would have not shut up about it in every thread in MD for months to come.

But when someone ELSE does it?

They shut down the press, and make sure to silence the word of mouth, so the message of victory does not spread.

They dismiss their enemies celebrations, not out of apathy, but out of envy.

Long live the Ministry!

 

[BakedBanana]

@Yokai_Sacrament
That was beautiful mysterious newbie.

The messenger of the one true queen has descended on this world.

The rebels, cry out in agony. They, who had they won, would have not shut up about it throughout in every thread in MD for months to come.

But when someone ELSE does it?

They shut down the press, and make sure to silence the word of mouth, so the message of victory does not spread.

They dismiss their enemies celebrations, not out of apathy, but out of envy.

Long live the Ministry!

I had this song playing in my head as I read your propaganda message:

 

[Mangamoz]

I had this song playing in my head as I read your propaganda message:

For a bandit, you have very cultured taste in music and games.

 

[BakedBanana]

For a bandit, you have very cultured taste in music and games.

Probably, the When They Cry series (Higurashi, Umineko, Ciconia, etc) always has top-notch OSTs. You should listen to the first version too:

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I knew we should have bullied you more. @bigtiddyoneesan @anrgy_panda

Touhou - Rumiac World (Doujinshi) chapter 8

@Yokai_Sacrament sorry but we're gonna have to kill you

 

[Yokai_Sacrament]

@Yokai_Sacrament sorry but we're gonna have to kill you

I just striked your comment. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

FAQ​

What does this mean?​

The amount of Reaction score points on your comment and MangaDex account has decreased by one. ฅ૮•ﻌ• აฅ

Why did you do this?​

ฅ૮ •ﻌ•აฅ There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral Reaction score. These include, but are not limited to:

• Rudeness towards other Dexers,
• Spreading incorrect information,
• Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the MangaDex?​

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional strike, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ฅ૮oﻌoაฅ

I don't believe my comment deserved a strike. Can you un-strike it?​

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a strike. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to MengaDex PMs within several years. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of strike appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?​

Accept the strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on forums.mangadex.org. I will continue to issue strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Manga is privilege, not a right. ฅ૮^ﻌ^აฅ

 

[Mangamoz]

Gee howdy, @TheTopAdventure is gonna be so sad that they missed all of this.

Timezones differences are a bitch huh.

 

[BakedBanana]

I just striked your comment. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

FAQ​

What does this mean?​

The amount of Reaction score points on your comment and MangaDex account has decreased by one. ฅ૮•ﻌ• აฅ

Why did you do this?​

ฅ૮ •ﻌ•აฅ There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral Reaction score. These include, but are not limited to:

• Rudeness towards other Dexers,
• Spreading incorrect information,
• Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the MangaDex?​

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional strike, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ฅ૮oﻌoაฅ

I don't believe my comment deserved a strike. Can you un-strike it?​

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a strike. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to MengaDex PMs within several years. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of strike appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?​

Accept the strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on forums.mangadex.org. I will continue to issue strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Manga is privilege, not a right. ฅ૮^ﻌ^აฅ

Watch your mouth newbie, you're talking to one of the oldest member of MangaDex. This means you cannot bully him or that will count as elder abuse, or would you like me to call a staff member here to teach you the rules of Dex-chan world?

Saijo no Osewa - Takane no Hana-darake na Meimonkou de, Gakuin Ichi no Ojousama (Seikatsu Nouryoku Kaimu) wo Kagenagara Osewa Suru koto ni narimashita chapter 7

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Watch your mouth newbie, you're talking to one of the oldest member of MangaDex. This means you cannot bully him or that will count as elder abuse, or would you like me to call a staff member here to teach you the rules of Dex-chan world?

Saijo no Osewa - Takane no Hana-darake na Meimonkou de, Gakuin Ichi no Ojousama (Seikatsu Nouryoku Kaimu) wo Kagenagara Osewa Suru koto ni narimashita chapter 7

I'm older than him, so I can abuse the young whippersnapper instead

 

[Yokai_Sacrament]

Watch your mouth newbie, you're talking to one of the oldest member of MangaDex. This means you cannot bully him or that will count as elder abuse, or would you like me to call a staff member here to teach you the rules of Dex-chan world?

Saijo no Osewa - Takane no Hana-darake na Meimonkou de, Gakuin Ichi no Ojousama (Seikatsu Nouryoku Kaimu) wo Kagenagara Osewa Suru koto ni narimashita chapter 7

ok boomer ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

 

[Mangamoz]

Welp, let's see how the supposed celebration goes today.

It technically already started hours ago, but besides @Yokai_Sacrament 's epic intro, no one else from the eurasian timezone side showed up, so we may have to count them as "not shows" already. I am from the american timezone sure, but I'm going to sleep now so...

Well, not like I myself am needed here. I wasn't really a big player in the competition at all. Just a random npc in the background, some cannon fodder in comparison to all the big shots like @bigtiddyoneesan and @Data_Gold .

Hopefully when I come back from Kirby's Dreamland, something cool happened that will make me do a slight chuckle IRL. Maybe even a minor snort?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I just striked your comment. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

FAQ​

What does this mean?​

The amount of Reaction score points on your comment and MangaDex account has decreased by one. ฅ૮•ﻌ• აฅ

Why did you do this?​

ฅ૮ •ﻌ•აฅ There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral Reaction score. These include, but are not limited to:

• Rudeness towards other Dexers,
• Spreading incorrect information,
• Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the MangaDex?​

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional strike, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ฅ૮oﻌoაฅ

I don't believe my comment deserved a strike. Can you un-strike it?​

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a strike. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to MengaDex PMs within several years. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of strike appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?​

Accept the strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on forums.mangadex.org. I will continue to issue strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Manga is privilege, not a right. ฅ૮^ﻌ^აฅ

i'm not backing down. we're gonna call in reinforcements to kill you a second time.