I can see him choosing to stay a guard and the goddess of gyaru has to channel that power elsewhere and sets off a gyaru wave that is composed of gyarticals that randomly changes normal girls into gyaru and a few of the prettier boys into gyaru femboys. No non felony boys get changes though. She didn't have the power for full conversions. This draws the attention of The Great Gyaru Empire since the wave travels through space at hyper light speeds. The impial space ships arrive and the Earth is taken over by the alien gyarus who bring about a time of peace and paradise. Earth men are converted into futa-gyaru. Once the Earth has joined the empire then join the battle against their rivals, the Goth-Loli Hegemony.
