If I told my friend about my crushes like this, it would be like :
ME: S-san was my first crush but she was not much in comparison to S-san(2) but she is just as intelligent as S-san(3) but I like how tall was S-san(4) is but my fav is S-san(2) but I als-
Friend: SHUT UP & DIE MOTHERF.....
P.S. My all crushes name starts with 'S'