Elf Boyfriend & Boyish Girlfriend - Ch. 1 - My Elf Boyfriend Just Wanted to Have Sex

[MangaDex]

 

[xell17]

That elf probably uses walkthroughs for every game.

 

[AnonDePlume]

With someone so straightforward like that, you need to take a straightforward approach

 

[leechXlurk]

Sooo... what's he complaining about?! Isn't sex on demand every guy's dream? Isn't a straightforward gf better than one that expects u to guess what's going on in her mind? It's sad that his painstaking arrangements weren't appreciated, but doesn't he realize that, in the grand scheme of things, it's only to his benefit. A low maintenance+tomboy gf= 😍

Tho, admittedly, her sloppiness can be a bit off-putting.

 

[Foxkun]

Cute story. Nice to see a role change for once.

 

[Slapdown3]

Prideful elf and a tomboy?
POWERFUL COMBINATION

 

[Purplelibraryguy]

@Foxkun Yeah. And as someone who has played elves in games often, I feel his pain. For an elf, things are supposed to be done gracefully, stylishly--with flair. Having your girl just go "Oh, ya wanna?" is just wrong! (Not so much for me myself, you understand)

 

[Flashplayer0CD]

@Purplelibraryguy that was the most cringey shit i have read in a long ass time. To the point where you relate to a fantasy creature from playing them in video games.

 

[Purplelibraryguy]

@Flashplayer0CD Well, first, I don't give a damn about your shit-for-brains opinion, kid. Second, not video games. Tabletop paper-and-pencil RPGs with my friends, for over 35 years and counting. Stimulates the imagination--as a pretty typical-sounding member of the swipe-on-cell-phones generation that's probably not a word you know anything about.

 

[Darcow]

Ok, Iove this already.

Obligatory

 

[Stormdragon]

This is kinda refreshing. Almost as funny as the time I RPed an elf who was the exact opposite of the boring standard elf. No grace, no style, and cannot use a bow to save his life. Fun times.

 

[Flashplayer0CD]

@PurpleLibraryGuy it doesnt matter if its online or not (no idea why you're bringing an age gap into this) its cringey af lmfao.

 

[Purplelibraryguy]

@Flashplayer0CD I take it you bug people because you have no life or self-esteem and need something to make you feel better about yourself?

 

[flannan]

@Flashplayer0CD - understanding other people and their feelings is a good thing. Even if they're fictional people, it's a good practice to understanding real people.

 

[Karsh]

@Purplelibraryguy Lol stfu, dude.

He simply called you out on saying cringey stuff. Whether or not it really was that crigney or not is up for debate, but whatever.
He does just that and you instantly not only get super defensive but instantly go to flinging personal insults like a tard.

Your way of trying to defend your position from your "opponent of opinions" by... well... not actually defending it but instead calling him a kid, a low-life, an idiot, etc. is such an insanely cliché and straight up idiotic thing to do that I just can't even...

 

[Purplelibraryguy]

@Karsh Are you fucking kidding me? Something like that isn't a bash just on what I chose to say, it's clearly meant to be a bash on who I am. A really stupid one. And I'm not accountable to obnoxious kids like him, or you, for who I am.
Sorry, but construing what I said as cringey in the first place and then deciding that's something that you need to give someone a hard time about is something a lowlife kid would do. I don't have anything to defend. Someone gratuitously starts a fight, I don't see a reason to be tender with them. It's kind of funny--you and that other guy apparently read manga, but clearly you're the kind who, if you didn't read manga, would bully people for reading manga.
So tell me, if someone started bullying you for reading manga, would you be the kind of wimp who would try to say "But um they're interesting and the art can be good and and and" or would you tell them to fuck the hell off because it's none of their fucking business? Well. I play tabletop fantasy, and SF and so on, roleplaying games, and if you or whatsispickle have problems with that you can go fuck yourselves. Capisce?

 

[grassdinosaur]

@Purplelibraryguy elves are really cool 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

[Purplelibraryguy]

@grassdinosaur Indeed they are, old bean.

 

[Varler]

Oof, he's whipped.

 

[Byonbyon]

What have I just read this is gold