You know, I thought that having Kirito copycats was my least favorite kind of protagonist, but somehow, some enterprising authors have taken it a step further. Middle aged Kirito copycats make me want to puke.
Seeing some stubbly thirty-something bumbling around doing the whole "Oopsie, I tripped and pulled her skirt down" gag or just being written in the same way teenage protagonists are, all immature and selfish and self-righteous, legitimately goes from being annoying to making me profoundly uncomfortable.
It makes me feel like I'm peering into the fantasies of a mangaka or light novel author who's having a midlife crisis because he peaked in high school, and I don't want to see a god damn thing in that world.