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Love is in the air! No, seriously. Did you know that some insects and most mammals release pheromones into the air to signal sexual readiness? Humans do it to some extent as well, but we almost never consciously recognize when a woman or a man is emitting pheromones. So the next time you see someone sweaty and find the scent rather pleasant, love is literally in the air.
*adjusts glasses*
But if you’re like me, you don’t actually give a damn about real people and how much they stink! No, waifu are far superior! Belldandy still has a place in my heart even after all these years.
(Don’t tell my wife this.)
So my fellow lovers, your task for this month is to create a Valentine’s Day card for your favorite waifu!
As always, I don’t believe in restricting creativity. You can write a poem, use ClipArt, make a video, copy/paste, whatever you want. It can be as simple or as complex as you prefer. However, the only real guideline I suggest is this: it should be super obvious who your waifu is. You’re probably not going to get a lot of votes if you use some clever wordplay to make people guess who your obscure waifu is.
Here is an example of some random V-Day card I found on Google to get you going:
Rules:
1. No plagiarism. That’s an instant disqualification.
2. Entries must be SFW. I don’t mind a little sexiness, but let’s not see any 99% naked waifu.
3. Entrants will have until midnight Eastern Standard Time of the 24th to submit their work. Any entry after this point in time will be disqualified.
4. Entries must be submitted here in the Entry Thread in spoiler tags and with a ping to @Zephyrus.
Prizes:
1. One $10 Amazon Gift Card provided by @Zephyrus
2. One Steam game code provided by @Lymus
Have fun and remember, waifu for laifu.
*adjusts glasses*
But if you’re like me, you don’t actually give a damn about real people and how much they stink! No, waifu are far superior! Belldandy still has a place in my heart even after all these years.
(Don’t tell my wife this.)
So my fellow lovers, your task for this month is to create a Valentine’s Day card for your favorite waifu!
As always, I don’t believe in restricting creativity. You can write a poem, use ClipArt, make a video, copy/paste, whatever you want. It can be as simple or as complex as you prefer. However, the only real guideline I suggest is this: it should be super obvious who your waifu is. You’re probably not going to get a lot of votes if you use some clever wordplay to make people guess who your obscure waifu is.
Here is an example of some random V-Day card I found on Google to get you going:
Rules:
1. No plagiarism. That’s an instant disqualification.
2. Entries must be SFW. I don’t mind a little sexiness, but let’s not see any 99% naked waifu.
3. Entrants will have until midnight Eastern Standard Time of the 24th to submit their work. Any entry after this point in time will be disqualified.
4. Entries must be submitted here in the Entry Thread in spoiler tags and with a ping to @Zephyrus.
Prizes:
1. One $10 Amazon Gift Card provided by @Zephyrus
2. One Steam game code provided by @Lymus
Have fun and remember, waifu for laifu.
