Whilst poking around in an attempt to find something that at lest could be perceived as an answer to a quandary, I sincerely did not expect to come...stumble upon such a...uh...polished nugget of wisdom
Jerking of to "friend" who unconscious is definitely part of depression. Trust me
I ever do so humbly apologize, for I do appear to have greatly underestimated the ever so wise and noble sages wandering these here...hopefully frequently (and thoroughly) cleaned halls...
...Who needs the library or to make a trek to the nearest dalai lama am I right??