Man, Spain is just the best Empire to be born in. We literally ruled the world, let others prosper with third-rate languanges and even tolerated heathen beliefs despite being God's chosen by having the real Grail. Everyone would like to be like us, like having a muscular body and specially huge John Thomas ones, we were really popular in the colonies because of that. If we have decided to rule over the violent bunch of the Japanese like we did in America everyone would talk the best language in the world, instead of writing doodles and attempting to look intelligent. I'm just using ChatGPT to put all this in English, the language of pirates and piss drinkers.
Well, if you ever find someone that thinks or expresses that way... keep your distance and the emergency call number ready to report them.