For Every 1 Like, This Flatty's Breasts Will Grow By 1mm

[Zyke_Nowell]

Here we go again

 

[Anonyan]

In a perflat world this wouldn't have gotten a single like.

 

[LordoftheKeep]

need to do a "in 100 days, this character will exit lockdown"

 

[r4ttlesnake]

Yo what the heck is with these "For every like..." things recently

 

[Shivanic]

so what happened is that he tweeted and got 51k likes in less then 24 hours.

he took a snapshot 6 minutes in and he already had 664 likes.

he just didn't expect that he would get that many likes period.

this was a twitter campaign he did on march 29th.

 

[Yoten]

Okay now they’re just karma farming at this point

 

[e89f0b291121364caf8c6be62b2333c3]

Even "X will happen in 100 days" is better

 

[ShayGuy]

See, this is why these things should be based on a logarithmic scale. Say, 10 likes to grow 5cm, 100 likes to grow 10cm, 1000 to grow 15cm, and so on.

(51,000 likes, by that scale, would mean 23.5 cm. If you want them to be more comically huge... eh, make the increase 7.5*log10(likes) instead of 5*log10(likes).)

 

[Fushiginiku]

Are we seriously doing this?

 

[adobonasinigang]

why did we read this?

 

[black1210]

This has been a thing on Twitter since it creation. "xxx retweets and I will xxx". Almost every (on twitter active) influencer does it.
Now artist do it too and it's nothing to get mad about.
They don't get anything out of it and nobody gets hurt or disturbed. You know what's more pathetic than asking for meaningless internet karma? The people getting salty about it for no reason.

 

[sexism]

@black1210

You know what's more pathetic than asking for meaningless internet karma?
The people getting salty about it for no reason.

Absolutely wrong on every level...

Stop.
Embracing.
Mediocrity.

 

[Irfanzud02]

okay, what next?

"For every 1 like, shota's d*ck will grow 1 cm" ?

 

[reo2882]

@sexism S.E.M.P's
Suckas Embracing Mediocre Premises

 

[stantheman132]

@reo2882 more like simps embracing mediocre promises

 

[Vofuro]

.... it's in first place for weekly most viewed. Along with other stuff like her skirt is getting shorter with every like. While not salty, I'm annoyed something like this (essentially a cheap ecchi without plot) blocks recommendations I'd actually like to read.
I hope this trend dies. Fast. Cheers.

 

[noinoinoiboi]

The Heck did i just read

 

[wutnold]

just watch porn instead of giving shit like this attention

 

[Luhood]

I think the saltiness of everyone is even better than the story itself. Calm your tits you lot, a hilariously dumb 4-page One Shot like this being on the front page for a week isn't the end of the world.

 

[mcfucksauce]

Nice, truly a work of art. A masterpiece, never done before. Reading this has broadened my horizons and I am sure 10 years later, I will gain success like no other due to my reading this incredible oneshot.