Forum Sexyhag Contest: Rules and Stuff!

[yogurtman250]

Here's your poison.

I-is this... the lolihag @5hijima was talking about?!?

 

[pandascepter]

Even when you're ignoring someone, if people start posting in an ignored thread it still shows in the subforum window. Example:
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Amazing, tell the jannies to work now!!

 

[pandascepter]

I-is this... the lolihag @5hijima was talking about?!?

Bro thats a fucking surface of lolihag. theres loli vampire, loli zombie, loli fishes, loli squid, loli robot, loli lolilolilolikxhexhxshgehddhhs

 

[BakedBanana]

Even when you're ignoring someone, if people start posting in an ignored thread it still shows in the subforum window. Example:
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Ah, that makes sense. I never go to that window so I never noticed. At least it gets hidden if you go to the newest posts.

 

[pandascepter]

Ah, that makes sense. I never go to that window so I never noticed. At least it gets hidden if you go to the newest posts.

oh who did you block, bro? I bet my 2 @bigtiddyoneesan's shackles you blocked me

 

[BakedBanana]

oh who did you block, bro? I bet my 2 @bigtiddyoneesan's shackles you blocked me

Looks like you'll be losing that bet then. But on who I actually have blocked? I'll never tell.

Mizudako-chan kara wa Nigerarenai! chapter 21

 

[pandascepter]

Looks like you'll be losing that bet then. But on who I actually have blocked? I'll never tell.

Mizudako-chan kara wa Nigerarenai! chapter 21

God damn it. My shackles!!! My only 2 shackels

 

[5hijima]

Bro thats a fucking surface of lolihag. theres loli vampire, loli zombie, loli fishes, loli squid, loli robot, loli lolilolilolikxhexhxshgehddhhs

I like this sentence a lot it has a lot of my favourite word in it

 

[Grogzilla]

What's the problem with married women and milfs? 🤔

Definitionally speaking, hags are unmarried women 25 and older. While that definition has changed in more recent years to be 31 and up, the core meaning has not changed: women who are unmarried and a little past their prime to start a family. Married women expressly do not fit into this category.

I choose to exclude milfs for a different reason altogether, and that is because milfs fall into a different category of older women. This is one of those "all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares" type things. Milfs operate a little differently, they have that motherliness aspect to them, and they lack some of that desperation that makes hags a little more compelling.

As for the age caps (if there was any question about that): 27/28 seems like that sweet spot between the original 25 and the newer 31. 40 as a maximum is kind of arbitrary, you could go a little higher, but I think it's a good age for our purposes

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

Milfs operate a little differently, they have that motherliness aspect to them, and they lack some of that desperation that makes hags a little more compelling.

 

[yogurtman250]

As for the age caps (if there was any question about that): 27/28 seems like that sweet spot between the original 25 and the newer 31. 40 as a maximum is kind of arbitrary, you could go a little higher, but I think it's a good age for our purposes

I'll probably make the age range 27-50 just since I said this earlier:

I dunno, 50+ or something? It doesn't really matter, as long as the characters aren't in loli territory imo

also should I roll back the "no loli characters" thing? feel like doing that but i wanted to get feedback first

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

also should I roll back the "no loli characters" thing? feel like doing that but i wanted to get feedback first

no lol, this is a hag contest not a loli contest

 

[DavidianMillerian]

also should I roll back the "no loli characters" thing? feel like doing that but i wanted to get feedback first

you know the one thing you should roll back? allowing NSFW.

 

[yogurtman250]

you know the one thing you should roll back? allowing NSFW.

I thought I was protected by the rules, so I didn't include it. I'll do it. It'll come with a cost, however...

 

[Angry_Panda]

I thought I was protected by the rules, so I didn't include it. I'll do it. It'll come with a cost, however...

MOOOOOOOOOODS

NUKE THIS THREAD

NUKE THIS USER

nuke me a burrito while you're at it

 

[yogurtman250]

MOOOOOOOOOODS

NUKE THIS THREAD

NUKE THIS USER

nuke me a burrito while you're at it

50 points and you'll call this off. Deal?

 

[Angry_Panda]

50 points and you'll call this off. Deal?

 

[yogurtman250]

100?

 

[BakedBanana]

I thought I was protected by the rules, so I didn't include it. I'll do it. It'll come with a cost, however...

Where's your cool cursor? How can you do a funny gif image without one?

 

[yogurtman250]

Where's your cool cursor? How can you do a funny gif image without one?

Custom cursors are for LOSERS.