1. Damn, son! Wife that girl; she wins, even if I do like the big-boobed bob-cut girl with Banny.
2. No, you can't take a bear. Unless you have an elephant gun, maybe (which, BTW, is a 10ga shotty loaded with slugs; I've held one at a pawn shop, and holy cows! Those things are BIG!).
3. I've been close to black bears in the wild a few times, and once was very close, and in June; I was already next to the campfire, sprayed lighter fluid on a medium-sized branch, and held it over my head and just shouted at the bear.
So I'm shouting "Hi Bear! Hello bear! Please go away bear!" And Mr. Bear saw the flames 8-10 feet in the air (I'm over 6ft), and he decided it was too cray, and he left.
Mr. Bear was shorter than me by quite a bit, but I had no doubt in the moment that he could take me; I've been shot at, stabbed, blown up... but that little bear easily could've taken me down, and it was obvious.
I promise:
You run into a grizzly bear, and you are either lucky, or you're LUNCH.
But you're not kicking that bears ass without a massive firearm... or MC Plot Armour.