Welp. Does somebody remember the last Pierce Brozman Bond? That one, with Madonna in it and in which Bond got caught by the North Koreans right in the beginning? When I first saw it, I've decided, that this must have been the best bond movie of all times midways. It was directly after the
EPIC sword fight scene and right before he get handed that key of fail. It was edgy and realistic, nearly like Casino Royale (which indeed it the best Bond movie so far). Then suddenly campy instead of good drama, cars with romulian cloaking devises, Star Trek genetic chambers, plastic surgeries on telenovela level, satellites, that somehow keep there positions above the poles (again Star Trek antigravity hovertech?), Villains, that are soooo bad, you get mad, cause it's so badly written. I was shock and puzzled, when I saw the end credits. Worst bond of all time, thanks to the second half.
Years later I read (can't find that anywhere anymore), that in midst of shooting the movie, there have been some job changes and the script was rewritten. This explained a whole lot to me.
Is it possible, that some f**king genius is raping this story right now? Oh, I learned sex sells in the university. Hmmm, our approaches to create dumb storylines with pu$$y and stuff somehow always bomb. Oh, I know! Let's take a new manga, with a hot heroine, that has been well received, cut all that boring crap, like story and the actually theme and replace it with pu$$y. That way it is fresh and with pu$$y. Can somebody fire that guy?