General Forum Slap War

[EOTFOFYL]

That is a nice thought,
but a threat to me is here.
He looks just like me

https://youtu.be/vm1U5E44W90?t=130

 

[LunaKara]

Well, it seems that i cannot wait more and have to act now for not be kicked out
So.....
Its noting personal but
@MoonlightFairy
*SLAP*

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@LunaKara
What a slap.

Technically tho, a slap isn't required. Just posting in the thread is enough, as I wrote in this rule:

6. If a user does not post in this thread within 24 hours of the initial post or their last post, they will be disqualified.

 

[MoonlightFairy]

Well, time to slap myself out

 

[Richman]

_{I suggest that @Ivegotnolife and @LunaKara kill rosaa1.}

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@rosaa1 has ~12 hours to post and @Ivegotnolife has ~6 hours before they're disqualified. This rule is in place just to keep the game going.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

That cheeky bastard,
trying a pacifist run,
he didn't slap yet!

 

[Richman]

My original plan was to wait until most of you got slapped and then reap the rewards, but thanks to an ecchi gif pfp user, it got foiled instantly.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

That is a nice thought,
but a threat to me is here.
He looks just like me

What is that I hear?
A bit of masochism?
Quit hitting yourself! 😅

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Ivegotnolife got here just in time.

Tbh a good chance the contestants have to win here is to wait and hope for rosaa1 to be disqualified. This dude has a full 4 slaps. You guys could also team up and take him out right now if you wanted to though.

Or just, you know, slap him multiple times, since that's allowed.

It is a compromising position to be in tho. If you use up all your slaps, you end up making yourself a target.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A conspiracy,
plotting each other's demise!
A den of evil.

 

[rosaa1]

Well, hi @richman i see what a nice plan you’ve got there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Richman]

I'm already dead, but that comment scares me a lot.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@EOTFOFYL @Ivegotnolife @LunaKara @rosaa1

Alright fam, special announcement here from me, bigtiddyoneesan.

This looks like it's going to (or already has) become a "first person who makes a move loses" game, which could very well result in a battle of attrition, with each user just waiting for other users to be disqualified from lack of posting.

And so, I'm adding a new rule:

8. When the number of contestants is 5 or fewer, each contestant will be given one extra slap to use if no slaps occur for 24 hours, i.e. 24 hours after the last posted valid slap.

 

[LunaKara]

Oh well

And I thought this was going to end well before it got to that point
Especially considering the speed with which most people slapped each other out at the beginning

with each user just waiting for other users to be disqualified from lack of posting

Not gonna lie, I was hoping for someone to be disqualified to make my job easier (Less people, less variables and possibilities to take into account)

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Fellow survivors,
it's time we end this struggle!
Now's the time for peace.

Spoiler

Inb4 OP adds a new rule.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Now's the time for peace.

Everyone will be waiting for the point that their number of slaps = everyone else's collective number of lives, in order to STFO of everyone and win the game. If everyone actually went along with a peace agreement, rosaa would be the first one with an opportunity to slap everyone out. And everyone else would realize that, leading them to be wary of rosaa, and some people would seek to take him out. This is our nature as humans. Idealistic concepts like peace only work when that peace is enforced through violence and/or threats of violence. We will always think "what if my neighbor were to attempt to steal from me or harm me?" and take necessary precautions.

I mean, uh, happy slapping, guys. Have fun.

 

[justforthelulz]

This is how professors should teach Game Theory, except with actual real life (light) slaps and a Grand Prize for the winner.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Seems to be a bit of a stalemate at the moment.😅 Does rosaa1 still have 4 s***s left after pummeling nutz?

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I reserve the right
to slap myself to death.
Negative value.