...what the flying funk do these authors have in their brains? She LITERALLY just asked him to wash her hair, thus requiring him to touch her hair, which is on her head. Why do they force these things into places where they don't apply?
"Please take out the garbage."
"Oh my god, you're at our garbage pile/bin after being asked to take out the garbage! You must be trying to peek through the things I've thrown away. What a pervert!"