Genshin Impact

[aloysiusks]

only 2 5* still and dupes dont count

 

[immortalartisan]

downloaded it

found a cat

unable to pet it

0/10 game never play again

 

[wowfucktron]

>be me, haven't pulled on limited banner once
>save up since launch for ganyu because horns are for touching and qiqi needs to sexually harass ganyu
>irritated that i'm only getting noelle and xiangling cons from pulling for ganyu, both are at c9 or higher but i've lost track at this point
>no 5* characters beyond qiqi and traveler, not even a 5* weapon
>see that i'm at 189 exactly via history
>really annoyed that my dopamine isn't being handed to me on a silver platter, so i'll elect to make a dumb decision
>pull out the most op item ever created, the credit card
>blow enough money to get ganyu c4 or higher, ~$900
>only get ganyu c0
>i now have to grind ganyu up to level 90 because wl8
>i have exactly 0 hero's wits

I hate this game so fucking much and you bet your ass I'll be back for more in 1.3.

 

[Halo]

@wowfucktron

wl8, 0 hero's wits

Oof.
Well, at least now you have the best butt in the game to gaze upon while gliding. Very much worth it.

 

[wowfucktron]

@halo
Genshin's girls are for loving, not lewding!

 

[Halo]

@wowfucktron In my dictionary, these words are synonyms.

Spoiler

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forgot to credit: 87098743

 

[immortalartisan]

Hey so who is paimon anyway? I’m confused why I’m willing to have this tiny greedy fairy follow me around as I search for my brother

 

[Halo]

@immortalartisan she's emergency food.

 

[immortalartisan]

@halo okay aside from the obvious reason

 

[wowfucktron]

@halo

Cease!

 

[Plophop]

I gotta grind for both Noelle and Ganyu as I've only been using Klee as main DPS for the longest time and it's biting me in the ass in the abyss and the new elemental cube event. People say that it's the gacha rates, resin or material grinding that sucks, but the true suffering of this game is the artifacts. I hated the randomized stat shit in Epic 7, so of course it has to rear its ugly head here. I must've spent over half this season just trying to get artifacts for Noelle but I swear the domain that has her ideal set gives out the other geo set 70% of the time. I can't even scrap the useless 4* and 5* artis for mora so I have to use them as enhancement fodder so I don't run out of space. It's that sort of thing that is painful, but it's the slow burn kind of pain that I put up with like a frog in a beaker of simmering water.

 

[Halo]

@Plophop On the bright side, Ganyu's domain is easy and you can simultaneously grind for another set that is actually useful.
Grinding for the Crimson Witch is pure cancer in comparison. Fuck the Lavawalker, the shit's rigged.

 

[wowfucktron]

Battle Pass is giving Fragile Resin in 1.3.

Obviously a good thing, but this game is still infuriating in regards to RNG and timegating of said RNG.

 

[immortalartisan]

Honestly the fact that improvement is gated behind adventure rank and not materiel acquire annoys me as someone who likes saying fuck you to difficulty curves in sandboxes. Best I can do right now is beat the bosses with out grinding which feels hollow to say the
least.

 

[TwenyTwo]

Ganyu's Troubles...

 

[Halo]

Her actual troubles:

😏​

 

[TwenyTwo]

@Halo just shut up man

 

[Halo]

@TwenyTwo why you hate lore?

 

[aloysiusks]

damn i got this stupid weapon called the bell.

 

[TwenyTwo]

@Halo sounds like a lie to me and if it was true, im still gon tell you to shut up either way xd