Glasses You Can't Talk About After Seeing With Them - Oneshot

[MangaDex]

 

[Lynkaster]

understandable

 

[DementisXYZ]

Jeezum! Which one is even her husband?!

 

[llcide]

Didn't know what he was getting himself into.

 

[Ochrolv]

Jesus to quote from Captain Hero "Any BODY is game." I too would leave her after learning that my partner is the town whore. Thanks for the translations.

 

[BakedBanana]

Reminds me of the Masturbation Count oneshot.

 

[TestAddress]

Jeezum! Which one is even her husband?!

This girl is the margaret sanger.

387

little boy, you have had half the experience of an orc even before reaching manhood!!!

EDIT: looked closer and saw boy had THREE MAIDS. The one behind is probably the (give) HEAD MAID.

 

[RakshaJaeger]

Spotted the wholesome couple, they’ve both 108 count. Also the young master with the 3 maids has 387, the 2 maids on his sides have 11 and 12, and the maid behind has 364… lucky boy also the wife did more than 9k orcs and 3k goblins, those 2 numbers alone are enough to lose your mind

 

[KirishimaX]

Nigha what

 

[GranEschaton]

Spotted the wholesome couple, they’ve both 108 count. Also the young master with the 3 maids has 387, the 2 maids on his sides have 11 and 12, and the maid behind has 364… lucky boy also the wife did more than 9k orcs and 3k goblins, those 2 numbers alone are enough to lose your mind

With those kind of numbers and literal animals in the mix, I would be running to the nearest priest looking for a cure all. Also the wizard has a 0, pretty good joke.

 

[BCS]

I get the joke but some of these numbers are way off. Like how do you even get to over 9k? If you have sex every day that's over 24 years.

 

[Neometal]

I get the joke but some of these numbers are way off. Like how do you even get to over 9k? If you have sex every day that's over 24 years.

you can have sex more than once per day

plus with stuff like gangbangs you can really pump those numbers up

 

[Clixon]

Fuck a body count, that's a crotch census.

 

[Firemorfox]

I get the joke but some of these numbers are way off. Like how do you even get to over 9k? If you have sex every day that's over 24 years.

Maybe some of them have longer lifespans than humans?

 

[AbuHajaar]

Imagine the STDs

 

[Shamz]

The husband made the glasses to find out if her wife is cheating on him... No wonder dude ran off

 

[Weebius]

When someone told her she's for the streets, she took that as a challenge

 

[TestAddress]

With those kind of numbers and literal animals in the mix, I would be running to the nearest priest looking for a cure all. Also the wizard has a 0, pretty good joke.

Wizard LOL. Complete with Merlin / Gandalf / Saruman / outfit!

This alone should have made the appraiser notice!

The husband made the glasses to find out if her wife is cheating on him... No wonder dude ran off

Of course, that is one sick bunny, you don't want a living pestilence uh ... well many people would. Based on her c-unt ALONE. It even included hamsters and rats... I guess for her single count, those are the RADISH and zucchini, the one-of-a-kind beings.

 

[TestAddress]

Reminds me of the Masturbation Count oneshot.

Made me remember the lying count one-shot too.

 

[Eals]

you can have sex more than once per day

plus with stuff like gangbangs you can really pump those numbers up

also people that are quick shots exist lmao