Who needs enemies when you've got friends like this? Wahahaha.
Damn, I wish I had friends like that.
Well, I don't drink at all and I will never do so, ever. So, I guess that might be hard

Sometimes I truly do envy these types of people, but then I remember how much money I save by not purchasing alcohol and how much more time I can spend doing things I like and how I don't run the risk of getting alcohol problems and suddenly, it easily shows itself to be the best choice. Drinking is a worthless thing. Well, I might've had a habit of drinking a little every now and then if I wasn't afraid of not being able to control it to just a little every now and then, like once a week or month. At the end of the day, alcohol is a kind of poison and drug. It's better to never even try it.