What a well-crafted joke! It was a well positioned and timed joke, which managed to overcome my mental defenses and made me chuckle. Good job!It seems the author has decided the target audience are readers that don't understand the basics of siege warfare. Sadly, this category is overwhelmingly greater than the ones who DO understand siege warefare.
Thankfully, though they boast the numbers necessary to besiege your group... they lack the tactical ability to do so.![]()