Kid: "I need an adult." Zero: "I AM an adult."
Seriously though, I know the author and the tone of the story keep playing it for laughs, but Zero has GOT to stop sticking that staff of his into people's nether regions. It's not actually that funny, and you can easily see it if you reverse the genders of the people he's doing it to. If Zero ran around sodomizing females, this would be typical rapey h-trash, but since it's all guys, we're supposed to just laugh at it.
SMH