I'm so glad to have stumbled upon this. Thank you so much for the translations! What an unbelievably based section manager.
Beta Manager: "yOu sHoUlD hAvE fIrEd tHem!"
Giga-Chad Manager: "Fists are weak sauce, shoulda used your legs to finish him off. Make cheaters bite the curb and stomp on them like the trash they are."