Hate to get real but proposing to your high school sweetheart is crazy. They'll spend two weeks in a part-time job, and read one chapter of Jared Diamond or Noam Chomsky, then move on. "Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie." - David Berman
Give us what we want: a side ship for glasses Yankee. Hook her up with a hot boy at the beach Yakinoba shack.