Oh hey. I made these a while back.
A week and several bottles of liquor later I found out that the world is indifferent to me entirely and that every woman being nice to me was a matter of courtesy or trying to coax me to do something for them.
Fun times. I think I shot them with a 12 gauge.
Edit-
On second read I realize that the self-effacing joke only works if you know me personally. Whoops. I'll just leave it as is for posterity to my own incompetence hahaha