Homeless Tensei ~Isekai de Jiyuu Sugiru Jikyuu Jisoku Seikatsu~ - Vol. 1 Ch. 1 - Homeless and Mage Elf

[ryokome]

ah yes the skeleton’s physique

 

[Lvl30LoliLewder]

how the cops see you when you're living in a tent because skyrocketing uncontrolled rent put you on the streets till you can save up enough money for a deposit on an overpriced roach infested studio apartment

 

[TheProtectorOfPureHeartedGirls]

Shinichi will...
Hide first, then the Elf babe should get her clothes get ripped, the the orc tries to make out with her, then MC will kill the Orc while distracted, then MC will continue what the Orc was trying to do to her, and they lived happily ever after~

 

[MiguelH224]

Shinichi: "DAGA KOTOWARU!"

 

[Kutabarie]

Dude gives her some meat then she gets her tits all over him. Just your typical Isekai.

 

[Axccel]

It took him 3 seconds to find out he was reborn.
He saw a creature he never saw and automatically deduct he was in other world.
A status window magically appears in front of him but he acts like nothing.
One page letter 1 year skips he was hunting wolves.
He learns skills even taking a shit.
MC helps elf girl in ch. 1 cliche.

The level of retardness of the plot is amazing xD

You underestimate how quickly humans adapt. What you're expecting is the "normal" presentation of how main characters react. But those reactions are almost invariably heavily exaggerated.

 

[Axccel]

Dude gives her some meat then she gets her tits all over him. Just your typical Isekai.

I think it's more realistic than it seems when you look at a time when people had to earn what they got instead of expecting to get what they want easily or just handed to them.

 

[Axccel]

To be fair, his pressure point thing on the foot is reasonable in the context. He was doing something to help his foot's health, got a skill for it, knows pressure points are commonly used in healthy practices, and so he made a perfectly logical conclusion about it. The skill just screwed him over to amuse us.

 

[Axccel]

Pickaxe to carve a sleeping burrow in the wall? Makes sense, though he made it way too large and it would be way too hard and take way too long to be feasible for sleeping unless you're going to return to that spot every time you sleep.

Cooking your food on a shield sounds like a good idea until you remember shields are made of wood.

 

[BusinessGL]

@Vasqueztion If you take a look at Brother Sharp you can see how homelessness is the ascended version of man

Now we need this guy to be the one who got this.

 

[Specplayz]

Bro got isekaied by Lightning kun this time.

 

[2Beans1Cream]

bro nonchalantly ate a slime wtf