Wtf is this women's logic though? Sees teenager outside SM themed place, smiles at him, realizes it is one of your new students, panics, confines you both in a supply closet in order to ask that the student not mention yesterdays event, student eagerly agrees without asking for any kind of bribe or anything... so logically, like any sane person,
YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULT HIM BECAUSE YOU ARE CONVINCED HE IS WANTS IT ALL BACKED BY THE INSURMOUNTABLE EVIDENCE WHICH IS A FACIAL EXPRESSION YOU HAPPENED TO SEE YESTERDAY WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING HIM SAYING HE DOESN'T WANT IT BECAUSE HE ISN'T INTO IT????
and additionally, if that was not bad enough...
YOU BROUGHT YOUR SEX TOYS TO YOUR FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB WHICH IS AT A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHING MINORS????