how do you take off your shirt

[hazzack]

i think you'll need a flowchart to understand how to take off your shirt, based on how many possible obstacle that could hinder your shirt offtaking

 

[Richman]

Wait, when was the last time you wore a shirt, Ply? How do you forget how to remove one in the first place?

 

[bustatu]

This. I love this answer @Richman.

 

[Richman]

@bustatu
Your pfp makes me feel old...

 

[bustatu]

@Richman that's why... I made it.

 

[BroederTrapist]

So... who uses the superman method?

 

[Plykiya]

@Richman the megamilk shirt was the last time
if I have to put on clothes to go outside I just slip on some shorts and a jacket with nothing underneath

I have a question for the arm in shirt method people: do you use your dominant arm to help out the non-dominant one or the other way around
personally I use the non-dominant one to help the dominant one

 

[hazzack]

i... don't know
did my right help my left, or is it the other way?

if I have to put on clothes to go outside I just slip on some shorts and a jacket with nothing underneath

i understand that, but the last time i do this i got reported as some kind of pervert

 

[Plykiya]

@hazzack try to keep the jacket on next time

 

[pandascepter]

@hazzack
Yeah, you are now tainted duck, since that thing.

or since you're a duck??

There is a chance that you are a human and then transform to a duck with a spell, like that chucky doll, but with a duck.

i should go to sleep.

also, arms into shirt is nice and comfy, i mean, have you ever using a loose pajama. Yeah, that one feeling is so comfy af.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Are we to assume the shirt is on properly? 😬

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I hang upside-down with my arms outstretched and wiggle around until it falls off.

 

[Plykiya]

@bigtiddyoneesan speaking of wiggling out of clothes, I'm smaller than I was in middle school so when I'm wearing my old clothes, if I just jump around a bit my pants tend to fall to the floor

also you must have strong abs

 

[Richman]

How do you become smaller than your middleschool self?

 

[ColorfulSoy]

@Richman
hey, i just realize that too.

i wonder how 🤔🤔

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Plykiya
Same. Although it wasn't major, I've had to readjust my belt on some pants so they wouldn't sag.

also you must have strong abs

ROCK-HARD

@Richman @ColorfulSoy
Losing weight.

 

[Halo]

@Richman dieting?

 

[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan
What about your bones though? They get stretched permanently when going through puberty.

Unless Plykiya found a way to .zip herself.

 

[Plykiya]

@Richman idk, in middle school I was like 108 lbs and now I'm 104, although my hips and chest are slimmer now

 

[Richman]

"108 pounds to kg = 48 kg, 104 pounds to kg = 47 kg"

Hmmm, well, i'm not studying anatomy anymore so I can't really come to an explanation. Smol plykiya, that I do understand.

(Every time I read lbs I read it as libs because in spanish, it is "libras", why is it said pounds in english?)