@icarushector More like he'd never tell the gal his actual plans, seeing as how he felt she was annoying enough already (and would probably just become more annoying).
But fun find with that magazine. Thanks for mentioning it. XD
(Wikipedia page leads with the image I assume you found, but has a more modest example further down the page, so it seems like a fairly normal moms magazine in the end, except the fashion segment they catered for.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Mama