I Brought Home a Succubus Who Failed to Find a Job. - Vol. 1 Ch. 1

[newniez]

@Siquall used succubi amirite

 

[Zyke_Nowell]

Last phrase can indeed be dubious in theory, so here is a Quick "understanding" of It :
You buy a Ice cream, you eat the **** Ice cream, you lick your lips and then, the cone paper, you finish the job, look's at the vendor and say" that was a hella good Ice cream!", Walks away then trow the cone paper on the ground while murmuring : "that was godam awful!".
It Just doesn't make sense.

 

[Gandalfr]

This man's spitting straight facts right here

 

[nachtness]

should've attack her

 

[qaaj]

Wish I could be hired as someone's housewife.

 

[Anonyan]

Don't forget, when something is "shit" it's shit, but when something is "the shit" it's the shit.

 

[sketches]

So what is this energy she speaks of? Does this mean he does it solo like a sperm bank?

 

[magnatrout]

SATFS

 

[Jobslayer]

Noone
Absolutely noone
MC: Sucubi are the fcking shit

 

[nmyhv1]

@qaaj same but as a househusband

 

[Vandrer]

A cute wife is all most men want these days i guess

 

[Yourself]

This man has been cultured

 

[pupp3t]

What @metas said is correct.

 

[KAFi]

The last panel is the fking shit!

 

[comedyxtragedy]

Marry her bro

 

[drixomanbeta]

sniff sniff...good shit...good shit

 

[Velsy]

ahaha... So he brough her home hoping she'd rape him everynight for energy. He looks so disappointed lol.

Well, least shes super cute ^_~

 

[yuu-oniichan]

A cute, devoted, and attentive housewife is a tall order in this generation. They're a dying breed.

Cynical girl with self-esteem issues that require frequent verbal validation? Too many to count. Cute girl with her head (and demands) in the stratosphere? Easy to find. A girl willing to place you high on her hierarchy of priorities over work/family/100's of other hobbies or things in her life? You dreamer, or she's probably jailbait.

Easy solution would be to be rich/handsome, but that still only buys you an insincere time-share alongside instagram, netflix, and facebook. Heck you still might find a hole brother one day, before she got tired of you.

Connection is what guys really want but it's harder to find than sex. Or you gotta divide and subcontract out your needs to different people in your life.

 

[jellyjace]

fluffy life with a succubus? sign me uuuup

 

[sunsetchaos]

I giggled when i imagined it's Levi saying that....