@Tahaku the language of the gods... The gods must be crazy.
Also I love everything about this. Isekai protagonist saying, "nah" and noping out to the countryside instead. Conned into signing a magical slave contract. Has a coffin delivered to his doorstep, is shocked to find a body inside. Just fun and dumb.
The contract contains mention of Soviet Russia, cramped conditions in a prison, parasites that causes sickness, who gona direct an action movie and death warrants.