I present this offering as a token of my return...

[Teddy]

||"I screwed up, I did it with a school girl: I mean she was from the school of psychology and I was her patient of course but I didn't expect there to be so much blood! Who knew a movie on psychology would have lobotomies in it. I mean it's fine in real life, its not that freaky, but its so much more dramatic in movies... anyways she's knocked out now; I can finally get my tools and get started...fishing is so much fun but my girlfriend doesn't approve of it much. Thankfully she's buried at work right now. Did I mention how useful working at cemeteries is? The shift hours are so flexible ❤️ I'm even able to look after my girlfriend's sister, whose finally sleeping, but now that she's asleep after the movie, I know she won't wake up for hours... At least according to the drug label. I have to keep her safe from herself when she's awake unfortunately, she sometimes gets fits, apparently she had too many crazy patients and she got a disease called "I have rights, you can't lock me up!" Just goes to show how even the brightest minds can have troubles too... Well~ I'm off to go fishing, have fun here. I need to fish some more girls to become my girlfriend's sisters... they always seem to expire so quickly. Don't tell her I said that, she never did like me calling, the dinner that I catch her sisters, just cause she has scars on her neck that look like gills. I know I was responsible for those scars; I'm a man, I'll admit when I'm wrong but she always keeps bringing it up, is it romantic teasing or is she just gaslighting me to see how much I'll spoil her? Girls are so complicated. Maybe that's why she refuses to eat her sisters' fingers. I guess fish fingers can get boring even though they are delicious. Oh! Look at the time, I really should get going, I need one more set of fish brains to try this new recipe! You don't have to wait for me, you can just go to sleep like my girlfriend's sister there. Everything will be finished before you even wake up again, okay? Ok!"||

 

[Robinisback]

 

[BakedBanana]

Dood really had an almighty return with those necros.

 

[Data_Gold]

Dood really had an almighty return with those necros.

Have we seen the rise of the lich king? ૮ .ᆺ. ა

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

ok these diary threads are really getting out of hand

 

[Teddy]

The ancients are dead, long live the ancients

 

[AnonymousContributor]

shat

||"I screwed up, I did it with a school girl: I mean she was from the school of psychology and I was her patient of course but I didn't expect there to be so much blood! Who knew a movie on psychology would have lobotomies in it. I mean it's fine in real life, its not that freaky, but its so much more dramatic in movies... anyways she's knocked out now; I can finally get my tools and get started...fishing is so much fun but my girlfriend doesn't approve of it much. Thankfully she's buried at work right now. Did I mention how useful working at cemeteries is? The shift hours are so flexible ❤️ I'm even able to look after my girlfriend's sister, whose finally sleeping, but now that she's asleep after the movie, I know she won't wake up for hours... At least according to the drug label. I have to keep her safe from herself when she's awake unfortunately, she sometimes gets fits, apparently she had too many crazy patients and she got a disease called "I have rights, you can't lock me up!" Just goes to show how even the brightest minds can have troubles too... Well~ I'm off to go fishing, have fun here. I need to fish some more girls to become my girlfriend's sisters... they always seem to expire so quickly. Don't tell her I said that, she never did like me calling, the dinner that I catch her sisters, just cause she has scars on her neck that look like gills. I know I was responsible for those scars; I'm a man, I'll admit when I'm wrong but she always keeps bringing it up, is it romantic teasing or is she just gaslighting me to see how much I'll spoil her? Girls are so complicated. Maybe that's why she refuses to eat her sisters' fingers. I guess fish fingers can get boring even though they are delicious. Oh! Look at the time, I really should get going, I need one more set of fish brains to try this new recipe! You don't have to wait for me, you can just go to sleep like my girlfriend's sister there. Everything will be finished before you even wake up again, okay? Ok!"||

 

[Teddy]

I'm curious though what are people's interpretation on this story?

 

[Aluminium_Spaghetti]

I'm curious though what are people's interpretation on this story?

My interpretation is that you're trying to be confusing, and I don't have energy to be confused, so every time I read it I don't remember any of it.

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'm curious though what are people's interpretation on this story?

...I think it's a good thing I'm illiterate.