I saw a stone.

[BlackGeneral]

5 minutes ago I entered in my room and saw a stone typing on my computer.When she see me she jumped out the window.
I'm sure it's because of nuclear radiation, government lies to us.

Be careful of stones, guys.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Another strange thing happened, a statuette of Pika appeared on my desk.

Well... it's a really good statuette, I suppose I will lets it here.

 

[Pika]

Don't confuse stone with stoned


*whisper* but i agree, these stones are getting weird

 

[Teddy]

Especially when they magically teleport into your shoes from beyond the dead. Then they bang around between feet and shoes.

 

[Haikaka]

Someone should be stoned for resurrecting a rocky thread from the dead beyond. Let's leave archeology and do some modern stuff, like reading Dr Stone.

 

[Teddy]

White Stone of Legend has appeared someone donate some good Aryan eyes please.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Should I be concerned of the kilometer-tall stone hanging out in front of my house?

 

[Teddy]

I wouldn't be scared unless I had nice Aryan eyes or badly positioned solar panels

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Crap

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Would that stone by any chance be a large boulder the size of a small boulder?👻

 

[Exiled]

@Ivegotnolife This stone possesses no qualities whatsoever. It is neither here nor there. It is not small or big. It cannot be defined in words nor expressed in any meaningful way. The stone is neither created nor destroyed, neither defiled nor pure. The stone is all, all is stone, stone is nothing.

 

[Teddy]

It is a stumbling block for all mankind. The stone that the builders rejected has become the cornerstone.

 

[421cookies]

@BlackGeneral What's wrong man? You haven't logged in for more than a month. Did the stone got you?

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

We must offer a sacrifice to appease the

stone

 

[Pika]

The stone is a parasite, it smashes the skull and takes the place where the brain was

 

[shurim]

All hail the unholy stone

 

[PrincessCake]

Is...this a cult..?

 

[Zen_Clark]

I know of a company that runs on the stone.
The stone is the CEO and chairman.
The president serves the stone.
Interns are fed to the stone.

 

[Lkose]

Glory to the eternal stone!!!

 

[Nick_Asano]