If you are freely to choose a superpower, what kind of superpower will you choose?

[BlackGeneral]

You will be replaced by the forum cats the day I'll take over the world.

I want ultimate charisma.

 

[shouldsleep]

I want ultimate charisma.

It's so high that every living thing turns yandere for you.

Conjure cumulus clouds above an area at will.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But you will spawn a portal that causes Truck-kuns to rain down from the heavens

My life will be a vanilla hentai, all fluff no bad stuffs from NTR to scat.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

My life will be a vanilla hentai, all fluff no bad stuffs from NTR to scat.

That's just the type of life you want isn't it!? That's not super power!!
Well, the straight man act aside, back to the theme.


But now you will have sex with anything, be it a ghost, your teacher or your blood relatives.

I also want an ability to use Final Getsuga Tenshou

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Yeah but powering up takes a lot of screaming and by the time you're done, you'll be attacked by the enemy already.

@ABCsOfLife My power is that I CAN CHOOSE MY DESTINY MUAHAHAHA

 

[Teddy]

That was obviously a lie, you can't control your destiny since I'm replying instead of @Abcsoflife like you wanted

I want to create floating zero gravity balls so that I can sleep inside without any back pain.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But every zero-gravity ball costs $500k

I can massage my back using portals.

 

[ninjadork]

Every massager you put through the portal turns into California-Reaper-sauce-covered Freddy Kreuger blade hands. With their own mind.

I am completely self-actualized and never suffer from shit like forgetfulness or ennui

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But one person that you love will lose all their memories of the past 24 hours everytime you use your power

I can steal pantsu like Kazuma scott-free

 

[Teddy]

Labelled as a pervert by every girl in the world, not supernaturally, just naturally by the power of telecommunications and registered sex offender list.

If you guys haven't realised what the trend is yet: I want the ability to control the weather to make the perfect napping conditions.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

But everytime you took a nap the said weather will change into a frightning storm that force you to wake up.

I shall have the ability to make other people temporarily have dyslexia.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Bnt everdoby mlll kuom mhat yon heva doua eud heta yon for it.

Spoiler

But everybody will know what you have done and hate you for it.

I can see the future.

 

[LowSanity]

But you can't see the present. Everyone will think you are some blind crazy person.

I can change my body's state of matter at will. I can be gas, liquid, solid or plasma.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But it's incredibly painful to transform

I can summon friends

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

Your summoned friend betrays you afterwards.

I want the ability to learn any language instantly.

 

[SveNo]

The moment you learn a new language you forget all others.

I want the ability to levitate anything, including myself.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

In exchange for a puppy's life, you cold-blooded puppy-killer!

I am Groot.

 

[421cookies]

But you didn't make appearance in end game

I'm alpha

 

[HughMann]

Alpha, yes, as in the Greek letter.

I can debilitate people by playing that old Snake Eater theme song in their heads repeatedly, forcing them to sing along. What a thrill.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But the themesong will get stuck in your head as well.

I can do all my homework without procrastinating.