If you are freely to choose a superpower, what kind of superpower will you choose?

[Theobroma]

Just like what the title say, also.. omni power is not allowed tho.

Below it, the reply should be the unexpected downside of it and so on..

Example:
I'd like to have power to see through things

You see nothing, since you see through anything.. including earth
(by the person replying it)

 

[BlackGeneral]

I'd like to have the power to transform into a little girl whenever I want.

 

[Theobroma]

but everytimes you transform, the fbi will quickly showed up in range of 1 km behind you


My power will be turning into a harem protagonist

 

[SveNo]

The moment you turn off your power everybody involved will consider you a cheating bastard. Better hope there are not too many yandere around...

My power is minor telekinesis: I can lift things within sight that I could lift with my bare hands. This include things like pushing buttons and opening doors.

 

[CheeseEater]

Teleportation whatever im holding im taking with me

 

[Theobroma]

everything you teleport became a s** toy lol.

I already created too many powers, so my power will be to prevent any NTR happening in range of 1 km of me..

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But according to the law of equivalent exchange, all NTR that you have perished will in turn happen to you.

I have the ability to drop any legal charges towards me at will.

 

[Teddy]

But your defence lawyer that helps you drop those charges has multi-personailty
disease and everyone of them are yanderes that get jealous when you talk to one of them

I want the ability to be to able light up my glasses at will. So I can find them and when I have them on I can look like I'm smart.

 

[CyanHide]

They will be as bright as floodlights, and seeing through them will be mildly irritating, but otherwise ok

I wish for the ability to cancel out other people’s powers

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But in order to use your power-cancelling power, you have to tell your deepest darkest secret to the world.

I have the power of T H E S U C C

 

[PantsMan]

Turns out you're now a world champion.

I wish I had the power to instantly write/draw whatever I imagine at will.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But only if it's a loli hentai otherwise your talent is as good as scrap.

I can turn clouds into cotton candy and feed the children in Africa

 

[LowSanity]

Now all kids in Africa have teeth cavities, hyperglycemia and no resources to cure it

I can stop time. You know to steal stuff and do other naughty things.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

But now you could no longer resume the flow of time, hence stuck forever in a state of frozen time.

Well since I guess it's ok to pick the OP one, I want a passive ability that makes me turn into a literal Deus ex machina, it seemingly don't do much but 100% could solve any problem that I want.

 

[Teddy]

But you can only solve other's problems thus a proper machina for someoneelse. Worse still they have to ritual murder a puppy under age of 2 before you can help them.


Controling when I slept and woke up.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Lol yeah right now you need to hibernate like a bear

I have the infinity gauntlet and no Avengers to stop me

 

[Teddy]

But the price was your fingers so you can't wear the gauntlet

Materialising pillows at will

 

[mcsqizzy]

All pillows will take the shape of creatures like face suckers from alien

people hand me things I want

 

[PantsMan]

People go out of their way to immediately acquire these things, regardless of time or place, and do not stop until they have handed you over the item in question. Drop your phone in the car? People will be crashing into your vehicle for the sake of handing over their own. Pillow not fluffed up enough while trying to get to sleep? The neighbourhood will collectively attempt to break into your house, heedless of any obstacles. Cannot be switched off.

The ability to travel between any works of fiction I want.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Oh my gosh @PantsMan your idea is terrifying XD

Travelling counts as isekai so you need Truck-kun to assist you.

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