If you are freely to choose a superpower, what kind of superpower will you choose?

[Teddy]

But you die of stds

I have the ability to instantaneously fall asleep

 

[hazzack]

the pleasure of instant sleep makes you forgot how to wake up

ability to remember dreams that happens while asleep

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Balance in all things,
your quirk steals your memories,
those from your real life.

A blessing received,
to speak only in haikus.
What curse awaits me?

 

[Teddy]

Spoiler

@teddy

WTF kind of world do you live in where having less than two arms, feet, ears and eyes is the norm (among other things)? Normal folks don't live in Chernobyl...

Wow i've just witnessed two miracles today @Teddy successfully necroing a thread and @EOTFOFYL breaking Haikus responses. I must be asleep rn or something.

Confirmed @Teddy actual super power are breaking people's character.

Meeting me I guess

I am immune to nCov 2019

 

[ABCsOfLife]

But you're extremely vulnerable to every other type of disease

Switchable invisible barrier around me that give 95% reduction on any kinds of damage, kind of like Aegis Merge.

 

[421cookies]

But your max HP is 95% of average person

I can see through loli's clothes

 

[Teddy]

Everyone can see through your intentions

Every piece of bubblegum I chew give me super saiyan strength into one of my kicks.

 

[hazzack]

every time you chew a bubblegum, your teeth become tiny little feet and effectively use your power into kicks

golden sun's psynegy

 

[EOTFOFYL]

But at a great cost,
your body can't withstand the
force of your power.

Behold, mere mortals!
My unique power of math,
number crunching quirk.

 

[hazzack]

well, let me tell you a story,
a story one might enjoy, another might feel, and the other shall hate.

there -once- was a kid, born with nothing but a unique tale:
"the boy is a genius, a mere kid can help their parents, but he can solve stars!"
praises came left and right, heard by everyone on the land.

the kid grow with time, and praises bloom as he learn.
"may the earth thrill as you walk!
shall the wind share our praise as you breath!
will the stars beg for your help, as you help them shine!"
but little did they know, the kid is but a human.

time goes on and on, as a village turn into a town.
lands filled with houses, roads walked by men.
praises still be heard, but not as same.

"the boy is now a man, shouldn't he help us?"
"the boy is now a man, shouldn't he help us?"
"the boy is now a man, but he only looks at the stars!"
little did the know, the kid is but a human.

the kid heard their praise, but not as happy.
but still, he heed, as a man should be.
and again, he heed, as a man should be.
but, then again, the kid is but a kid.

he walks, as he walk he leads people.
he stroll, as he stroll he aids man and women.
he crawl, as he crawl they beg his help.

he died overworked.


i wish i can write better stories

 

[Teddy]

You have to continually write bad stories first till you learn how to be better

I can change the swap out the real mangadex.org with its fake wannabes each day and users have to guess which one is correct.