NPC: Wow! Thanks for saving the entire city, the lives of thousands, and possibly the future of the kingdom! Half of what you just did is worth becoming a count for 3 generations!
Dumbass dipshit of an MC: Oh, I'm terribly sorry for letting somebody feel icky for 30 seconds!
Here's 10 million dollars, I'm sure it's not enough for how terrible I am.
People in Japan don't do this, and nobody else on this planet does this; but somehow, every manga has characters who have a compulsive, desperate, NEED to apologize for success in the most ridiculous fashion.
I mean, it's really insane to offer 100kg of gold for making somebody sick to their stomach for less than a minute.
Like, not mentally healthy.