@Coolhunter 1. I hate that your profile pic is matching that question.
2. Well, probably everyone who is actually interested in butt stuff knows that. And it is kinda obvious to clean that place before sticking something in it, isn't it?
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back - her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
I mean, I fine it a fine time of "season" for sex. Obviously not for going down on her, but if the girl is happy, I'm happy. Also, it's a great time to role-play being a conquering warlord. HUZZAH!