Dex-chan lover
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I'll phrase it this way:
Aqua-Crippling alcoholic with delusions of grandeur that probably has bipolar disorder. She either is a party girl or is depressed and will leave you once you can't financially support her
Megumin-Will literally blow up everything you know and love. IF you ever accidentally do something mildly perverted, prepare to get your nuts slapped off
Darkness- Her fetish consumes her entire identity, and she'll probably leave you for an ugly bastard that wants to make her a prostitute
Eris/Chris- Extremely insecure and occasionally kinda childish. Very sadistic towards the undead, even if they're not evil
Luna-She's a venture capitalist that will put your ass to work and probably take all your money in the divorce
Sena-She's too legalistic and probably would kick your ass if you're running late for anything or do any ting mildly improper
Yunyun-A bit too obsessed with Megumin to be healthy, probably will leave your ass stranded when she gets distracted by a squirrel or when she sees Megumin
Sylvia-Has a dick and will rape you with it before eating your fucking soul and using your body to add to her collection
Komekko, Faitfore, and Iris- Literal Children
Chomsuke- IS A FUCKING CAT
Wiz-Is just really bad at her job and poor because of it.
The only other girls in Konosuba I either don't have enough information for or are Demon Generals that you obviously don't want to date/Already Taken/Minor Characters
Wiz is probably the least bad because she's not malicious or trying to do wrong, she just isn't good at her job, which is why she's the only one I'd consider to setup a healthy relationship
I'll phrase it this way:
Aqua-Crippling alcoholic with delusions of grandeur that probably has bipolar disorder. She either is a party girl or is depressed and will leave you once you can't financially support her
Megumin-Will literally blow up everything you know and love. IF you ever accidentally do something mildly perverted, prepare to get your nuts slapped off
Darkness- Her fetish consumes her entire identity, and she'll probably leave you for an ugly bastard that wants to make her a prostitute
Eris/Chris- Extremely insecure and occasionally kinda childish. Very sadistic towards the undead, even if they're not evil
Luna-She's a venture capitalist that will put your ass to work and probably take all your money in the divorce
Sena-She's too legalistic and probably would kick your ass if you're running late for anything or do any ting mildly improper
Yunyun-A bit too obsessed with Megumin to be healthy, probably will leave your ass stranded when she gets distracted by a squirrel or when she sees Megumin
Sylvia-Has a dick and will rape you with it before eating your fucking soul and using your body to add to her collection
Komekko, Faitfore, and Iris- Literal Children
Chomsuke- IS A FUCKING CAT
(Also has the soul of the goddess of Violence and Sloth inside of her)
The only other girls in Konosuba I either don't have enough information for or are Demon Generals that you obviously don't want to date/Already Taken/Minor Characters
Wiz is probably the least bad because she's not malicious or trying to do wrong, she just isn't good at her job, which is why she's the only one I'd consider to setup a healthy relationship
