Introduce your waifu, compliment other waifus

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Based on my 2 years of observation of the mangadex community I came to this conclusion.

The stupidest mangadex users(who don't have avatar most of the time) have shit taste.
The smarter you are, the better your taste in waifu become.
The epitome of genius is to be your own waifu.

Btw:

Spoiler

 

[Nailim_ixaM]

y'all are wrong.
Nagatoro is the right answer.
meanwhile me and my waifu are going to watch from the side with our smug faces while y'all kill each others.

oh right, and Eris is padded

 

[Teddy]

Hmmm... They say idiots have the IQ equivalent of room temperature. I just could never decide whether it was Kelvin, Celsius or Fahrenheit.

So many mangakas have terrible pfps that explains why the "winning girl" is so rarely best girl.

 

[BlackGeneral]

You know, my waifus are the most precious persons in my life and I just don't want the stupid perverts of this forum to look at them with their disgusting eyes.

 

[Teddy]

You know with how frequent waifu sharing threads are. Someone should me a worst waifu thread and mindlessly/innocently trash someone else's crush

 

[mochi]

The robot in Boku no Tsuma wa Kanjou ga Nai is one of the best waifus

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Robot waifus you say?

Spoiler

 

[pandascepter]

@BlackGeneral must be those Gao.....
Dont worry, i am not yabai person kek..... let me see your waifu ok *droolllll

Ofc Eris is still the answer.....

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan

Did someone just said Aqua is strong ?? I mean..... pffft

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter She may have room temperature IQ, but just look at those stats!

 

[Tamerlane]

@bigtiddyoneesan @pandascepter

You can have Eris or Aqua.

Wiz is the only one I'd want to be in a relationship with because it would be the only one that's healthy

 

[Alraisen]

Who is this Eris girl everyone is head over heels with?

 

[MoonlightFairy]

Now I just realized two things :
1. My waifus is based in the game (at least anime) not manga.

2. There's no normal girl character in Konosuba.

 

[DVeils]

Yunyun > Eris

 

[justforthelulz]

I feel like everyone here missed the second part of OP's topic, which is "compliment other waifus".
I'll start: Satsuki is (slightly) less unhinged than literally all of the other girls in MC's life.

 

[pandascepter]

@Tamerlane @bigtiddyoneesan @Dveils

Fuck your waifu, the only answer is Eris only, and nothing more

@Moonlightfairy @Alraisen

@justforthelulz why would i compliment other's waifu, are you trying to make me betray from Eris ????

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Tamerlane

Wiz is the only one I'd want to be in a relationship with because it would be the only one that's healthy

I'm sure there's no other reason behind this statement

@justforthelulz
Satsuki says she appreciates the compliment very much

 

[Richman]

I wonder who my waifu truly is, i guess i'm not as attached as others lol.
I guess my waifu would be Visha from Youjo Senki? But she belongs to Tanya and i'm not going near her. My Konosuba waifu would probably be Aqua, because Eris pads her chest she looks fun to hang out with and she's a goddess, so bonus points there.

Oh, i know, my waifu is Lysithea from Fire Emblem 3 houses, timeskip version of course, i don't want to go to jail. Intelligent, tiny and white haired, plus you can give her cake! 10/10 would waifu again in the game.

@justforthelulz
This is like those noble conversations in your standard isekai story, where they insult each other in a ""discreet"" way.

Edit: Ok, looks like a waifu wars is going to comence soon, let me call my mate Drebin so we can get some weapons.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter
You keep up this talk for much longer and I'll send you to your precious Eris you god damn hooligan

@Richman
Cultured taste. I wifed Lysithea in my first playthrough.