That's right, it's time to show these backward savages the convenience of modern times, like soap, air conditioning, indoor plumbing, and toilet paper, TP!!
Plus all the amazing foods our advanced and cultured society has made, such as french fries, pizza, ice cream, soda, cheeseburgers, chimichangas, quesadillas, subs, and chocolate, CHOCOLATE!!!
Bow before our awesomeness!