I would like to thank all the posters from the previous chapter who theory crafted a better way this could have gone. But the author loves drama like this, so this was the only plausible conclusion.
Imagine going to cooking class only to be explained how to hold a knife
How do you cook like a landing airplane anyway Who could've guessed, him moving out (obviously) was bait. And if he really ends up moving out, it'll be temporary.