I present to you
The Ballad of Cranium
First magical moment: Fuuga wins plushie for Mao after her 20 losses
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First “date”: Fuuga wins several plushies for Mao at arcade
Confession: Fuuga has been antsy as he wins everything Mao wants at the arcade when suddenly he feels a peck on the cheek and Mao says what they’re both thinking.
First fight: Fuuga decides to mess with Mao for a change and cleans out a claw machine of everything except the one thing she wanted. She doesn’t take it lightly.
Make up: Fuuga tells Mao she’s the only prize he’d want from any arcade. She laughs because it’s the worst line she’s ever heard. They kiss.
First fancy date: Fuuga wins tickets to fancy restaurant at prize corner
First adult problem: Mao comes clean that she’s been cheating on Fuuga… by rigging the claw machine to fail.
Proposal: put ring box in a claw machine. Watched her try to grab it for 40 minutes before grabbing It himself and kneeling.
Marriage: wedding at arcade. Gifts put in claw machine.
Divorce: claw machine let go after picking up
Rekindling: They saw eachother through the glass of a claw machine, then went for coffee.
Health problems: Mao‘s drinking catches up to her. Thankfully Fuuga wins an O- kidney in a claw machine.
Death: At the age of 87, they both die due to a construction crane malfunctioning and dropping its hook onto both of them. they were burried together in a suspiciously shaped casket.