"Big brother, I just found this type of cheap, imperishable grain chock full of carbs that can make things like bread, pasta and cake so that we can give everyone heart disease, diabetes, and fatty liver syndrome. We'll see those fuckers try to mess with me while their waistbands triple in size."
The industrialization of whole grain was the worst thing to happen to the human race next to the black plague (and the discovery of refined sugar obviously. But sugar and pasta are really pretty similar). Now this girl is doing it to this world as fast as possible.