Man, her parents being trve kvlt would be awesome.Please tell me her parents wear corpse paint too.
She would absolutely just straight out go:
"Hey you wanna go to a hotel? Just a casual visit, no biggie.
By the way are you allergic to lube?"
Just use water based
Now why does this sound familiar"amata, this is my mom and dad..."
"Hello sir, it's nice to meet you"
"Ahahaa, I'm actually her mother, her dad is the one in the frills"
Is how I see this visit going.