@KITA
I don't see how he can be a simp either if he's married with a loving housewife and daughter. simps don't get anything back or have any real investment.
Also this is Nishikata, his stubborn pride would have forced him to knock out the rest of the 682 push ups in batches later on in the evening, once his arms recovered a little, maybe with the Greasing the Groove method.
Also 2nd kid when? Ideally an actually smart son that is locked in a perpetual battle of wits with mummy?