Is this a competing cult I smell? Time to gather the fire wood and sharpen the pitchforksI believe in Megu supremacy.
Just fucking shave it like the rest of us that aren't coping. The egg head feels good in the sun, brobalding protagonist still grows out his hair
Bro has a phone, just didn't (doesn't?) know how to use it.Bro really doesn't have a phone?
Man, even my grandparents are better at tech than he is.
His actual problem is that he thinks he has a phone. What he really has is a hand-held computer with radio transceivers running a phone app.Bro has a phone, just didn't (doesn't?) know how to use it.