"Welcome to the Alchemist Guild. What, you need to brew a batch of potions so you came here - to the Alchemist Guild - to do it? You silly fuck, you need to go to the small town INSIDE THE LABYRINTH to do that! This is the Alchemist Guild, of course we don't have tools here! ...What? You think you could just go to the alchemist workshop in the labyrinth? You silly fuck! You need to first accept a guard post, which happens to be inside the alchemist workshop in the labyrinth, in order to use it. Thinking you can use an Alchemist Workshop just because you're with the Alchemist Guild... Come on!"
...Sometimes I would like to sit down with mangakas/LN authors and ask them, "Did you even think about this for single minute and how it sounds retarded?".