Two cuties fighting over the right to be his pillow. How enviable.
But, seriously, I wish this narcoleptic bastard would just take a few days off from school and sleep until the motherfucker is well rested enough to come back to school and pay attention to these cutie pies. This is some sweet, extra thicc real estate he needs to plant his flag on. Come on, dude.
@TNT261 How about just... a blanket. Like a normal blanket.