Apparently I eat my burgers like a chuuni. I only have the pinkies underneath, not the ring fingers too, but it's the same idea.
I don't know how anyone can eat a burger with the bottom only supported by their thumbs, and not have it fall apart.
I @ you, the bad ones are from pizza shops like Ray's and sbarros. Expensive and cheap tasting, the only thing for those is that they're big. The good pizza shops are hidden gems, I know a few