Thank you for the update.
Recording falls as flirting sounds like a good idea, right? Just imagine the ground as a girl, every time you fall from the sky, you are basically kissing the ground.
Though I guess in English, it sounds kind of romantic. But in my language, "kissing the ground" usually means you just got wrecked. So yeah, maybe it is best to avoid too much "romance" (in quotes) with the ground.