is kyoto dialect supposed to be to sound sarcastic or something different?, genuine questionnn
Well, it’s not that the dialect is sarcastic - it’s that the people in Kyoto has a reputation for being a bunch of condescending backtalkers - In terms of dialect it’s still Japanese, but it’s just that the word selections are more dainty and the way how the sentences are constructed are more elaborate, which makes you feel like you are being talked down upon. If you’ve ever watched the British sitcom “Keeping up appearances” it’s how the main character Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Boo-Kay by her and no one else) goes around trying to sound more posh and condescending than her middle class standings…which is in major contrast to her lower class roots.
Why do people from Kyoto get that reputation? Kyoto was Japan’s imperial capital for 1300 years but for about 1000 of it, it was a national capital in name only. The emperor, the bureaucrats and the aristocracy is based there (along with a majority of the wealth) but the actual governance took place with the Samurai boys in either Edo or Kamakura castle. Either both the emperor and the shogun agrees and things get done, or they disagree and either ignore each other or they engage in proxy wars against each other, and it was the case all the way to 1867 when the Shogunate was abolished (mostly because the Samurai demonstrated weakness to outside powers and made themselves irrelevant).
For a large chunk of Japanese history it was the aristocrats in Kyoto playing political games with the bureaucracy while simultaneously making backroom deals with whatever samurai families out there to get an edge over each other, and as such, today’s political enemies might be tomorrow’s boss, and Kyoto folks are almost always seen by outsiders (even in modern times) as eternally hedging their bets for survival by being outwardly pleasant to all while being non-commital to much - condescending, hard to read and holding a hidden agenda, someone you really have to make sure to never turn your back upon.
That’s why Edokkos (the offsprings of laborers and shopkeepers in Tokyo’s lower class eastern wards - stereotypically poor but proud and earnest) or the Yamanotes (the small lords and samurai on Tokyo’s western foothills - stereotypically cool and reserved) are almost seem like the ultimate foils to a classic Kyoto native.